HPMOR - Aint I A Stinker?

Living at Hogwarts must be so surreal - especially if you happen to find yourself in the AU version known as Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

I experimented with various textures to make this picture look like a glossy tabloid magazine cover; not entirely happy with the results, but at least it might distract the viewer from the glaring perspective errors. (Although, luckily, those piffling details can always be explained away by simply saying “Hogwarts”. After all, that place is architecturally weirder and more non-Euclidean than Great Cthulhu’s garden shed.)

(DISCLAIMER: No Muggle-borns were injured in the making of this picture.)