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You think about it sometimes, right? Just idly though, like after a film or answering one of those stupid internet questionnaires. In a fire, what would you save? Name three things; go on, I dare you. You’re in your bed and you’re woken by the smell of smoke or the whine of your alarm, and you have five minutes to grab what you can and get out. Forget about things you need, in a practical sense, all those are covered by some magic. Pick the things that really mean something to you. Your laptop maybe, or that scrapbook your ex made for you (though, on second thought, you might let that burn in hell, the bitch), or maybe a photo album. Right, now that you’ve got your chosen possessions in tow, the internet questionnaire takes a more emotional tone. If your house was on fire, who would you save? You can save one person, who would it be? You don’t really think of that answer, not properly anyway. You think of it sentimentally. Your dad beat you when you were a kid, your
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Lady Luck
Let the good times roll you hear yourself say as the die twin themselves on the glorious green of the Craps table. So you find yourself a nice casino, this quaint little place sitting in the warm early July twilight, and you figure that maybe you can make something of the solid ten that you have crumpled on the inside of your pocket. The bouncers give you the eye and let you in with a mocking grunt, and you slink inside with your hands deep in your pockets, head bowed low to avoid attention. Ten chips for the sweaty note in your sweaty hand and you move to the main floor, becoming distracted by the flashing lights and enticing beeps. Blackjack is your first choice, but the sneering smile of the croupier drives you to the florid green of the craps. The dice are blood red with the gleaming eyes of lady luck in the shine, and you throw and double your money in one twist of the wind. You roll again and hear the delicious click of corners as your money grows in piles. You shake the die in t
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The Fall of Arda
When my hands had suitably warmed up I slipped the pen out my pocket and opened the first page, shifting position on the lumpy cushioned chair. The pen hovered over the paper for a few moments before I scribed in perfect cursive handwriting; The Life and Adventures of Jesse Sutherland, and after a pause, Esq. With a long flick of the pen I underlined it, curving the corners slightly to give it an elegant look. I laughed quietly to myself about how corny this was, but I turned to the second page and wrote (to the best of my memory);
It was a fine winter's day on the farm of Mr Sutherland, and he strolled the fields at great length surveying his land. The sun was high in the clear azure sky, shining coldly on the frosted land below his feet. He smiled smugly at the amount of land he owned; laughing secretly at the men he ruined to achieve his wealth.
There were footsteps behind him, hurried and close together. He turned, his hands behind his back to face Lady Beatrice wh
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The Incident
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I feel cold. Is this to be expected? I don't remember anyone mentioning cold.
The light is shining on us, and the beads of perspiration on his forehead are reflecting little rainbows. Sorry, refracting little rainbows. His lips feel chapped against mine, and I can tell that he is smudging my lipstick. I looked beautiful. I wanted to look as nice as I could for The Incident, but I really did look beautiful. I wore my favourite dress and put on my nicest makeup but not too thick now. Only sluts lay it on thick and I would hate to think that anyone would consider me looking sluttish.
There's light shining down on us. It's casting the slightest of shadows across his face. It feels like twilight. Everything's dulled and darker than usual.
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The Butler did it
"I did it." The Butler said, sitting up straight in the hard, metal backed chair. His face was impassive, his sunken eyes staring at the inspector with all seriousness. The inspector looked him up and down; his black hair was slicked back and there was a streak of light grey going through it. His clothes were formal to suit the dinner party; a black suit with a white shirt and black bow-tie. The inspector notices a small splatter of blood against the shining white.
The scene was gruesome. Four dead bodies in total, all of them piled up in a small heap in the centre of the hallway. Police had arrived after the Butler had given them a call, and they found him in the sitting room reading the newspaper and smoking a pipe. Forensics had examined each of the bodies three female and one male and came to the conclusion that a blunt object was used for one, a knife for two others-
"A letter opener, actually." The Butler interrupted.
-and the final murder was achieved by a fall, most presuma
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The colour grey
The sun filtered through the wooden blinds and filled the room with a calm orange glow. A plump, bespectacled man swivelled in his chair as he scanned a booklet with a furrowed brow while on the other side of the desk another man stood tall, a grave and serious look on his face, watching the other man intently. He brought one of his hands out of the pocket of his suit trousers to scratch his chin, a noticeable red band of skin on the fourth finger.
      "What do you think?"
      "Hold your horses Dave, I'm almost done."
      "You were almost done ten minutes ago."
      The bespectacled man looked at David over the rim of his glasses and licked his finger to flip over the page, which he did from David's view painfully slowly. His beady eyes darted to and fro across the page, his tongue running across his lip subconsciously and brushing the thick moustache under
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Mojojojoe
Please, call me Joe
Artist | Literature
United Kingdom
Current Residence: Glasgow
Personal Quote: "Lets get fucked up and die."
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Merry Christmas.

I received a notebook that is so very pretty (like I do every year, no complaints on my end though) but I don't know what to write in it so until then I'm going to keep money in it. It'll be like in those films, where the bad guy keeps a book full of seedy dealings and his money. Maybe I'll cut a hole in it and keep a gun in there! That would be interesting.

I also now have a camera again. Time for rubbish amateur photography? I THINK SO.

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GreenGlass Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2008
Is your avatar intentionally innuendo filled? Or is this just a lovely and unintentional by-product of the original project?
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Mojojojoe Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2009   Writer
It's Scarlett Johansson's cigarette. The only way it could be innuendo filled was if I wanted to be that cigarette, nestled softly between her fingers and burning bright with ecstasy.
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snailtamer Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2009
I thought it was an incredibly blurry and slanted picture of you.

And so did Catherine.

D:<
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GreenGlass Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009
I think that's what I read in it anyway...
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Thndr Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2008
Arrrrr~!
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snailtamer Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2007
Is that you, Joseph and sons?
If so then I thank you for your patronage c:
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aemaea Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
It's Emma here, by the by, not just some crazy chickie shouting the names of old cartoons.

XD
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aemaea Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
Josie and the Pussycats!

Hellooooo!
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Thndr Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2007
Thanks for the fav, Joe. :hug:
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gazdaman Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2006
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