50 Reasons why Britain is better than America
1-Britain has a 'Great' in front of it's name, America doesn't.
3-British comedy, not only is it generally funnier, but it doesn't suffer from the curse of overly sentimental mushy gushy moralistic endings and characters
4-You can't get a decent cup of tea in America
5-The Full English Breakfast, 'nuff said
6-Britons have a greater grasp of sarcasm, irony and self-deprecating humour
8-America as it is wouldn't even exist if it weren't for Britain
10-London, with all its shoe-shines and delightfully cheeky cockney chimney-sweeps
12-The phrase "that's just not cricket!"
13-The traditional British pub
14-The unpredictable weather, which keeps things interesting
15-Every great villain in anything ever has been British
17-Driving on the right side of the road, by which I mean the left
18-The Loch Ness monster
19-We have lovable Irishmen, Welshmen with…their…err shee