The Romantic Romance
I ran into my room,Slamming and locking the door behind me, and rushed to the computer.
"TIME FOR CLOPFIC!" I yelled, alerting everyone to my odd masterbation habbits.
I immediately went on to the internet for the ultimate clopfic experience.
I started with a nice pic of Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle kissing.
"Aw yeah, that's hot..." I said, focusing in on Dashie's sexy hair, "I just love how hot that Rainbow Dash is."
"I'm glad you think so," came an all too familiar voice.
I nearly fell out of my chair.
"HOLY EQUESTRIA! RAINBOW DASH?" I shouted very loudly.
"In the flesh," Rainbow Dash said, sitting there in all her sexy glory. My brain nearly exploded from joy.
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!" I squealed, "I have so much to ask you! Is Fluttershy as soft as they say? Does Pinkie Pie smell like cotton candy? Is Derpy as awesome as she looks? What does Applejack smell like? I bet it's-"
"Yes, yes, yes,she smells like blueberries," Rainbow Dash said, rolling her eyes.
"Wait, blueberries? Why