As you know, the concept of tearful puppy dog eyes is centuries old. Really that's all this is except that instead of sucking willpower, I'm sucking sanity. I've just sucked one level of your sanity away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity so be honest. How do you feel?
[issues a whimpering moan]