MKit10

I had barely pulled on my socks when I was kidnapped by a god. I was sitting on the edge of my bed having woken up minutes before when a blinding flash of light erupted by the doorway. When it dimmed a young man was standing in its place wearing black converse, blue jeans and a tight white t-shirt with "Kiss Me I'm Greek" emblazoned along the front.  More alarmingly he had a long red bow in one hand and a quiver of arrows slung over his shoulder. And if that wasn't enough to tell me this wasn't an ordinary visitor the man was unnaturally attractive. His face was just undeniably handsome, like the most attractive man you can think of multiplied by a thousand. He made me feel certain things that I was not comfortable confronting. "Hiya Percy." The man said, as casually as if he had just passed me in the street. I instinctively went to grab Riptide but I was in my pyjamas and my trusty Celestial Bronze sword was in my trouser pocket. The one night I wear pyjamas without pockets.