It's been a while since I've commented, so *ahem*:
Now if Hooters would only amend their waitress dress code...
...they'd save on lighting by exposing all those headlights.
...sales would skyrocket, along with tips, viagra consumption, and wives' blood pressures.
...they'd save on advertising, because nobody would bother with looking at the walls.
...people might actually get over their medieval puritanical concepts of nudity (and we can't have that!
...the best-selling item would be the chicken breast sandwich.
...they'd have the cleanest restaurants around, because the Department of Health would want to inspect them EVERY month.
...they'd be the safest restaurants to attend, because cops would hang out there instead of doughnut shops.
There you have it, a whole new stimulus package. At least, some kind of package is getting the stimulus.