Dog Owner:
"I bought my dog for $3,000. Here are her adoption papers, her pedigree, her vet records, and vaccination records."
Cat Owner:
"I was leaving work and found my cat behind the dumpster."
Dog Owner:
"Last night, my $3,000 dog got loose from the back yard. We looked all over the neighborhood, but couldn't find her. The next day, she came back with a 5-week-old kitten. That's how we got our cat."