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Plumbing Issue
Your plumbing issue caused a fit
It's all plugged after you sit
The plumber's on the way
He charges double today
It beats being knee deep in ...
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Too Late for Alcohol
You were trying to buy booze
With the clerks, you tried to schmooze
It was after 2
you left feeling blue
In a race with the clock, you lose
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Skinny Fries?
You wanted the skinny fries,
I will tell you no lies
The truth has always been
Fries won't make you thin
They go straight to the gut and thighs.
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The Misadventures of the Rection Couple (7) :iconmjnarcy:mjnarcy 0 0
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I Wanted Breasts
Excuse me, Excuse me!
I wanted breasts!
All I see are legs and thighs.
I just want two big, meaty breasts.
Is that too much to ask from a chicken place?
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Nice Guy(TM) Busted - Part 2
You speak before you think
The lady threw you in the rink
You and he did serve
A win, you both deserve
But my vote goes for the guy in pink
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Nice Guy(TM) Busted
Her partner does not impress
Envy filled his chest
He went to spy
She showed him why
That's why he's in a dress.
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... at the Hospital (Part 1)
If I hear a scream in the maternity ward, I'm not allowed to look.
If I hear a scream in the emergency room, I'm not allowed to look.
If I hear a scream in the morgue, I'm not allowed to make a new door in the wall.
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Dead Tree
"That dead tree is a hazard, sir.
Its removal will upset her."
She said, "Go away."
Then came that day.
When the tree made her house timber.
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Hotel in Winter
Our hotel is really neat
Our service can't be beat
We aim to please
You're about to freeze?
Maybe you should turn on the heat.
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Your plumbing issue caused a fit
It's all plugged after you sit
The plumber's on the way
He charges double today
It beats being knee deep in ...

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mjnarcy
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United States
It has been a tough two months for me.

Last month, my grandmother had died.  Her ruptured aorta had reopened, and the hospital decided that surgery would not be possible since she was 100 years old.  This was also the time that I broke up with my dominant girlfriend.  I showed sympathy toward her father's hernia emergency, but she did not show much sympathy toward my grandmother's death.  I decided it was time to cut my losses and move on.

My sister developed gall stones.  Fortunately, she doesn't need surgery.

I also injured my toe when I dropped a bottle of hot sauce on it.  I had a minor fracture and some nasty soft tissue swelling.  It's getting better, but I did have my toenail removed.

The good news is that I have been brought onto a project.  I'm doing quite well.  I'll miss my grandmother, but I believe my life is going well.

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Paulami9564 Featured By Owner May 6, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for watching
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