Lupin walks down stairs and into the kitchen where Molly was making breakfast. Tonks, Fred, George, Ron, Harry, Bill, and snape are all sitting at the table. Lupin remembers that he needed to get something out of the dryer "Snape can get my fuzzy pink socks out of the dryer." Fred looks up suddenly "Lupin i didn't know you were gay!" Lupin looks at fred aparently very affended "Why Fred I'm very affended... there not mine there Sirius's." Before Fred can say anything Sirius yells from the closet "ONLY REAL MEN WEAR PINK!" George looks confusidly at the closet then gets up, walks over and opens the closet door only to see Sirius standing there with a broom in his arms "Sirius.........what are doing?" Sirius looks from George to the broom then back at George and drops the broom with a clatter "Nothing........absolutly nothing." Snape shakes his head "NO!" Then gets up and walks down to the dryer. He opens the door and is suddenly sucked into it by Dryer lint "Ahhhhhhh." Ron walks in after hereing Snape yell "Snape.........are you in here.....................Ooooooo Pickles!" He grabs the jar of pickles and scurrys back to his room. Snape mean while has been sucked into the demention beyond the dryer where all the lost socks go, but not only are there socks down there....there is also a Secret Society Of Chicken who plan to take over the world. The chicken overlord raises his wings holding Sirius's fuzzy pink socks over his head "Now is the time that we.....yes we the chicken will rule the world." The chickens around him all sqwauk and cluck and aplaud while Snape watches aparently horrified. The Chicken Overlord says "With these Gay Fuzzy Pink Socks we shall......." From somewhere above you here Sirius go "ONLY REAL MEN WHERE PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Chicken overlord shakes his head "Anyways as I was saying With these Fuzzy Pink Socks we will rule!" Snape yells "NO!" and steps up with his want "You shall not rule the world with Sirius's Gay Fuzzy Pink Socks!" Again from somewhere above you here Sirius say "ONLY REAL MEN WHERE PINK!!!!!!!!!!!" Snape looks a bit irritated, but continues "Now..........Hand over those socks." The chicken overlord glares at him and yells "Never.........if you weren't smart enough to plan ahead then Doom on you!" Snape takes another step forward "So be it..............Avada Kadavra" his wand spits out sparkly colors and a fuzzy pink bunny runs by saying "Sparkly Yay!" He takes Snapes wand and runs away with it Snape watches him go and sighs "I hate it when these things happen". The Chicken Overlord chuckles "Now..........Avada Kadavra!" Green light comes forth from his wand, but instead of killing Snape it bounce of his abnormally large nose and fries the whole chicken colony therfore ending world hungar. Snape steps forward and grabs the fuzzy Pink socks and runs away the Chicken Overlord clucks in frustration "You shall not escape me." Snape runs and runs until he is out of breath, the Chicken overlord is gaining on him and when the Chicken overlord is almost near him and anvil drops on him and Ron flys by on a cloud of Butterflies "Follow The Butterflys...Follow the butterflys Weeeeeeeeee Lalala.................Hey Snape who knew that Butterflys like pickles?" So Snape was rescued by the butterflies. He climbs out of the dryer with ron just as Ginny walks past. She stops and stares "I'm not even going to ask." Then keeps on walking. Snape shruggs then walks back into the kitchen with the socks and hands them to Lupin "Here.......Here are your socks." Lupin smiles "Thanks , but these arent mine.......these are Sirius's Gay........" Sirius shouts from the closet "I'M NOT GAY!!!!!" Snape sighs then goes off to his room to sleep, but when he turns out the lights he hears "Doom On You........Doom On You...........Doom On You!" He looks up at the ceiling only to see a whole bunch of rabid dustbunnies. He runs out of his room screaming like a little girl as he is chased by rabid dustbunnies. He runs past Skitter who had just waken up and is holding an empty bottle that says Imagination on the label. As she stares at him bleary eyed she looks at the bottle and throws it over her shoulder "No more getting high off imagination........thats enought for me................Ohhhh Shiny" THE END
Ok Ok...This is the first story i wrote and this is one of the reasons people call me Mistress Insanity, you may not get some stuff...or you might, but i wrote this out of sheer boredom and randomness.