CrazyThey say that Crazyness is just a state of mind....but...i'm here to tell you, It's much....much more. The think i'm insane....With my obsession with Hot...Sexy Vampire.....or the Dust mites on the floor, but to tell you the truth...Dusty mites have feeling too, but people don't know it. They're planning, Just like Santa planning to come down your chimney on Christmas Eve...or the Easter Bunny planning of hiding your eggs.....except.....Dust Mites are much more dangerous....much much more......they're an advanced race, with technology much like our own, they have ties to the Bacon Strips that you eat every morning for breakfast.....like Canabals.....Oh? You didn't expect the Bacon to know? Ohhhh i'm quite certain they do.....they know....and with their help they'll rage war on us...they're planning even now as we speak, if you quiet down and listen...you can hear the squaks and sizzles you always heard as grease burning....that....that was there cries for help.....their cries of pain..
The MarshmellowshipIn the Land of the Pygmy Puffs everything is Happy and Joyful, Purple, Pink, and Red Pygmy Puffs float about so happy and carefree. One mother Pygmy puff snuggles with her brood upon the ground *snuggles snuggles* all is happy until....SQUISH! Snape squishes the mother and her brood while doing the Nutcracker ballet in the Land of the Pygmy Puffs while wearing the pinkest of pink Tutu. Look at the Snape frolicking about....but as for the Pygmy puffs, they are not so amused.....they are angry and ferice and are plotting revenge on Snape. Together with The Dustbunnies from Under the Bed Land, The Elves from Servitude Woods, and the Candy Cane Dwarfs from the Sugar Mines they plot and they plot until a little Pygmy Puff named Modo perks up "I will do it...I will take the Chocolate to Fordor.....where the Evil Lord Snapron lives." Then it was formed....the Marshmellowship was formed. Together with 3 Pygmy Puffs names Pam, Perry, and Mittin....and Elf named Sock-O-Less, a Candy Can Dwarf na