The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Review by MissAmaterasu18, literature
Literature
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Review
I have a confession to make: I love Nintendo’s The Legend of Zelda.
I know, not much of a surprise, eh? Well, I didn’t realize my love for the franchise up until I played The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild that I got for Christmas back in 2017. That and one day, I was literally laying down on a bed and I was thinking, “Damn, now that I am playing games, I totally love The Legend of Zelda more than I could have imagined.” If there is one franchise I could look back on, there were three major ones: The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, and Kirby. Yeah, we weren’t really introduced to Mario until we played Mar
Wario: The Motion Master - Act 1 by Ego-Man25, literature
Literature
Wario: The Motion Master - Act 1
Act 1: The Bed Of Nails
Every so often… life throws a curveball.
Ever since the dawn of humanity, Mankind had found itself needing to conquer whichever different obstacles would impede its progress… and certainly that was not particularly easy in the Mushroom World, not when hostile spiky-shelled turtle and crocodilian hellion spawns would throw monkey wrench after monkey wrench in all of their plans… nor for that matter Pirates who chimed in left or right, firing off cannonballs, looting, pillaging, and otherwise functioning as obnoxious pricks across the board, an image they held with pride.
Naturally, in the advent of MOST of this occurring, it would be easy for the weaker willed to be washed away, swept aside by the turmoil of the surrounding adversaries of the world… were it not for the Nintendonian New Gods, of which New God #1 Mario and New God #2 Donkey Kong led in earnest… even with the monkey wrench of New God #5 being King Bowser Jerome Koopa… but what was a balance of
Picture if you will, the following scene set before you: the grand stage that is The Nintendonian New Gods, coming into their own, colliding together, of New Gods #1, #4 and #5, Mario, Samus Aran and Bowser respectively, colliding in one meeting in Diamond City, Mushroom Kingdom… where rumor spread of the ever-incorrigible, grotesquely shameless and swarthy-willed Wario, of all people, having nailed a girlfriend… and those rumors being TRUE, with said date being, of all people, Samus Aran Herself. Such a horrifying Alpha Lady, in the presence before everyone, that the likes of Sarasaland’s own Princess Daisy, and the owner of Mona’s Pizza, Mona Herself (the young woman with the biggest crush ON Wario), were both seen running for the hills, clean out of Diamond City, clean out of civilization, period.
…
(BGM: Beware the Forest’s Mushrooms (by Yoko Shimomura), from Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars OST)
*Dimble Wood, The Mushroom Kingdom*
In fact, dear readers, regarding
*December 25, 12M, North Pole Hangar*
(BGM: Do They Know It’s Christmas?, by Band Aid)
“...Ho… ho… hooooooo… sweet mother of God will this be a lot to unpack.”
We cut, of course, to the same ultra buff Santa Clause from the last story, this time last year… adorned in his red coat, his red Santa hat… with his sleigh all hooked up, the massive bag… complete with the Chopper-looking Rudolph at the front, and Jack Frost, his Jewish helper with ice powers, at his side.
“...You’ve had a good celebration at your mother’s place, right?” Santa asked. “You had a good, merry Hanukkah and all that?”
“Oh yeah, it was good,” Jack Frost confirmed, “we celebrated, she liked the gift you got her.”
“Well good,” Santa replied, looking into the horizon. “...Because God as my witness, I’m going to need help this year.”
“Trust me, I don’t think people will make it a different faith issue, that we all need some merriment and cheer this year,” Jack Frost assured the jolly old man himself. “Hell, we’ll
Link: The Age Of Calamity- Prologue by Ego-Man25, literature
Literature
Link: The Age Of Calamity- Prologue
Prologue: Before The Beginning.
(BGM: Destinations Map, from Star Fox 64 OST)
Calamity: an event causing great and often sudden damage or distress; a disaster. The Kingdom of Hyrule had stood for millennia on end, enduring the countless atrocities and wars committed in its wake, surviving, keeping alive the legend of Din, Nayru and Farore, the Goddesses of Power, Wisdom, and Courage respectively, all three traits needed to withstand the might… of the Triforce.
Long, long had bloodshed spilled for this wish-granting relic of the Gods, that would grant any desire the user would wish, filling them with vast, untold power, knowledge beyond mere mortal knowledge… and the gall to go even further beyond. And through these countless centuries, through these countless cycles, these countless struggles… three consistent names kept rising for the different dynamos who’d bear these different Triforce pieces: Link, the Courageous Mute, the bearer of the Triforce of Courage, Zelda, the Wise
URGENT: Invasion of the Old Account Hijackers by Colonel-Knight-Rider, journal
URGENT: Invasion of the Old Account Hijackers
Since mid-autumn 2018, I've been seeing a number of legitimate-looking DeviantArt accounts who've been around for years and whose owners have, depending on the account, established decent bodies of work and have interacted in non-suspicious ways with other Deviants…but those were all years ago, and they're now suddenly and randomly adding my work as well as that of others to their favorites. I can tell the accounts are all being hijacked because every About section or most recent status update of each hijacked page contains in its text a spam link to a pornography Website.
On December 15, 2019, MutantEnjin (https://www.deviantart.com/mutantenjin) made the critical discovery
*The Clause Household, North Pole*
Christmas 2019 was a rousing success, as it has been every year, even DESPITE the rough roadbumps. Christmas breakfast and dinner was shared by all, kids, teens and adults tore open their presents, a lot of people got hammered on rum, bourbon, beer, etc. respectively, and a select few good kids (and teens and adults) even got Parks And Rec merch along the way! That being said, the Christmas spirit of believing in Santa was... eh, half-half, a lot of people believing in Santa IRONICALLY. It was just that this year, Santa finally figured “...Screw it, it makes my job EASIER.” Not that, of cour
Christmas Special: Honest Thoughts by MissAmaterasu18, literature
Literature
Christmas Special: Honest Thoughts
Hi, everyone! MissAmaterasu18 here, and Merry Christmas! With Christmas, you think… what, presents, feasts, family, Jesus’s birth, and everything else that goes with it. But let’s not forget the Christmas classics. One of these classics that stands out the most is Dr. Seuss’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Th-The animated one, not the Jim Carrey version. We don’t talk about the Jim Carrey one… even though it’s a pretty damn funny movie and a rewatch to get a laugh.
So… I will admit this: I have watched Illumination’s version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, which is titled The G
The War of the Rose Kingdoms by MissAmaterasu18, literature
Literature
The War of the Rose Kingdoms
Prologue: The Legend of the Rose Kingdoms
Long ago, in the land of Rosarion, there lived two kingdoms. The White Rose Kingdom, which was ruled by Mercury – the former Prince of the White Rose Kingdom and twin to Solomon – while the Red Rose Kingdom is ruled by King Solomon himself. From these villages come two people… two people who could change not only the villages, but the country forever.
On 15 March 1380, two citizens from the two different kingdoms ran into each other by mere accident. Despite such a thing happening, they both learned of each other and became friends. Because of their kingdoms getting along q
I like to cosplay (not an expert) and write. I'm trying to slowly go back into writing, so please don't mind the rust I've build over the course of years.
Favourite Visual Artist
Vincent Van Gogh, Johannes Vermeer, Artemesia Gentileschi, to name a few.
Favourite Movies
The Last Unicornv
Favourite TV Shows
One Piece, Jujutsu Kaisen, One Piece Live Action
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Linkin Park, Nickelback, Evanescence, Skillet, and more
Favourite Books
Beloved, The Silent Patient, Mrs. Wiggins, and plenty more
Favourite Writers
Mary Monroe, Eichiiro Oda
Favourite Games
Legend of Zelda: BotW and Legend of Zelda: TotK
Favourite Gaming Platform
Nintendo Switch
Tools of the Trade
Honestly, I have no idea at this point
Other Interests
Reading, writing, listening to documentaries, playing Twisted Wonderland, and more
Today, the Nintendo Direct occurred, and I am most excited about the following games:
The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
Mario & Luigi: Brothership
Ace Attorney Investigations Collection
Metroid Prime 4
As stated before, Happy New Year to everyone! I hope you were safe and celebrated responsibly!
I might as well bring this up: New Years Resolutions.
You've heard of them, and you all may or may not hate them. However, I wanna try to stick with it this time!
What I want to do is the following:
1) Cook, bake, the likes. I've started a year or two ago, but I want to get to the point where I can make it all from scratch. Bread, cake, pasta, you name it, I want to try to make it from scratch. That way, I won't have to buy anything except for... well, the ingredients.
2) Writing. Yes, I want to try to get back into writing again. I've tried it a year or so ago. But the problem is that sometimes life gets in the way, and other times, it's procrastination. So, yeah. Definitely want to start writing.
3) Treating myself. I've always put others before myself for the longest time. Call it trauma, call it whatever you like, but I am REALLY fucking bad at this. So I want to try to treat myself here and there. Whether it be something new to try or just a trip for myself, I want to try to where I can make me happy.
But that's it overall. If you guys hear from me, it'll be either with a new deviation or with a post stating that I went to a convention and dressed up as certain characters.
Til then, guys!