Redoing this from August 2011. Originally featured Mistery Eevee, Robert, and Fang. Interestingly, I still have these OCs, so... Anyways, I'll stick with Robert again, but pick two other ones. I was thinking of doing the entire Leonov family til I realized some of these questions are not for kid OCs, so!!!!! Anyone 18+ ha ha ha jfc-
Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
1. Robert Leonov
2. Kenji Takahashi
3. Sergio Ignus
1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Robert: Yes, hello! I'm Robert Leonov. I'm one of three children and I'm the eldest. I have no idea who these other two are.
Kenji: Likewise, I have no idea who these two are either. Right. Hello. I'm Kenji Takahashi. Pleased to meet you.
Sergio: Right... Sergio Ignus at your service!
2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Robert: Excuse me? That's an extremely straightforward and personal question? Besides, who would have time for that in a zombie apocalypse?!
Kenji: .... I don't know what that is. Judging from Robert's reaction though, it seems inappropriate? However, it sounds familiar...
Sergio: It's none of your business, thanks.
3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Robert: It was! >: ( Just... *sigh* What do I like to do when people aren't looking huh? That is... a good question. I guess hum to myself? It's really distracting so I try not to do it often.
Kenji: ... I don't think I'm allowed to answer this. Doing so would not end well for you at all.
Sergio: Sniff flowers. No shame in that. None.
4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Robert: Must it be my shame? If anything, I'm ashamed that my brother seems to really take a liking to that... Ryan Trace boy. Ryan is not a good influence and honestly, if I try to intervene, Travis would just become upset about it. So I'm ashamed of failing my family...
Kenji: If I indulge, it wouldn't be a secret, yes? Hm... would being considered a "traitor" by my own kind count?
Sergio: Not spending enough time with Yejun and Soonhee... not being able to catch up with them. Now Yejun doesn't even remember me...
5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Robert: ......................... I don't even want to answer this.
Kenji: What's a kink?
6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Robert: Again, who has time for that?
Kenji: What is considered questionable in your opinion? Killing? If it's killing then, it's just me... and my own kind... but I don't do that with them. In fact, I kill THEM.
Sergio: Eh heh... depends on the scenario.
7) Do you love me? I love you.
Robert: I don't really know you?
Kenji: I do not.
Sergio: .... is this possible? This ship? I mean, I guess if you're the main playable character-
8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Robert: No. Because I don't care.
Kenji: Not at all.
Sergio: I'm more or less relieved-
9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Robert: Anyone who threatens my family! .... which if you count the infected, I've already done it.
Kenji: Anyone who threatens me and my....... study partner. And yes, I already do "get away with it", as you put it.
Sergio: Are our answers really going to be the same? That's really... *sigh* people who threaten my friends. And yeah... I also did that already. Still do.
10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Robert: Disgusting survivors who do nothing but threaten other survivors too.
Kenji: You mean... weapons? My head is a bit squishy, so anything that gives me away... well... they'd be dead in less than 12 seconds-
Sergio: Ohhhhh..... I don't know.... does anything actually do that for me? Probably if something bad happens to Yejun-
11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Robert: I promise you, I'm not one of the infected and I'm not one of those ridiculous prickish survivors coming in to ruin you. I just need a temporary place to rest... or if you don't want me to do that, I just need to cut through please.
Kenji: I mean no harm and I did not mean to trespass. I am lost. Would you mind helping me? Don't try anything funny now or else.
Sergio: Oh, I'm sorry! It's just that... we kinda need this. One of our own is sick. I swear I'll pay you back! Oh, by the way, there's a raid outside your house, so we're dealing with that now. Stay safe okay?
12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Robert: ............................................................................... you need a hobby. Seriously.
Kenji: ........................ I don't get it.
Sergio: Ohhhhh okay, that's enough from you-
13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Robert: Aside from family when we were younger kids??? Er... ugh, 2. They were ACCIDENTS though.
Kenji: 1. As far as I know anyways. Who knows if Kenji has seen anyone naked before I ate his brain-
Sergio: UMMM...... 10? You never know with my comrades ha ha ha-
14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Kenji: Crack would make my head cave in and ruin everything, so no thank you.
Sergio: ......................... do we have that stuff in our world? What IS that?
15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Robert: Yes..... this is dull.
Kenji: I suppose this is what it feels like to be annoyed...
Sergio: I have better things to do...
16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Robert: Pipes. Not on purpose either. Got cornered.
Kenji: ....... would flesh count? I didn't say what kind-
Sergio: Someone's axe. It was a dare okay-
17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Robert: Don't spread false rumors like that!
Kenji: As far as I know, I don't have AIDS. I would never have picked someone with health issues to begin with. That's suicide for my kind.
Sergio: What the heck is that-
18) There is no question 18.
Kenji: Is that even possible?
19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Robert: F-Fetish?! Why would I???
Kenji: What do you mean by that? I suppose at one point, I wanted to know what a fetish is, so that was the only time I "considered" it, but to have one? I don't believe I have one.
Sergio: Um.......... okay, you got me. I have a thing for people with hair covering their eyes sometimes- But do you really have to use a word like "fetish" though?
20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Robert: I can't possibly take you seriously.
Kenji: Can one "shit their pants" in glee? That's an odd thought...
Sergio: No. Thank gods it's over though.
Listening to: Xingchen
Reading: The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku
Playing: The Sims 4