I think it would be simpler to say less about myself honestly... but maybe here's a haiku:
a four-syllable handle
for a one-word guy.
No? I do limericks...
A guy, Mistersaxon by name,
Once posted some art for the fame
but the girls and the cash
were ephemeral trash
and his life really went on the same.
Still not getting it across. Heroic stanzas maybe? I was granted the title of "The Bard of Bright Weavings" by Guy Gavriel Kay himself so I think I can do this if I try:
Bold he stood there, Mistersaxon:
Strong and handy with an ax an'
bow, his weapons brightly gleaming,
sharper than his wits in seeming -
bold he stood there, art displaying
(every month for Core still paying).
Bold he strode forth, Mistersaxon,
wishing for a friend called Jackson
just to give some chance to rhyme
with his name another time!
Strong and true the oath he swore:
To rhyme his user name no more!
Boldly Mistersaxon shot -
his camera aimed at God knows what -
and from the images he captured
crafted artworks that enraptured...
... only him, his page views tell us,
yet his art he'll try to sell us.
See him now, the sunset glowing
on his brow, his bald spot showing.
Boldy yet he stands before us,
greeted by a rousing chorus:
"Stop with all the pics and stuff -
just give us llamas, that's enough!"
Elegantly crafted photo! The little details like the light on the key are just perfect :)
Well, foxes are tricksters! Maybe she's fooled the whole zoo?
You must have been VERY close! My first assumption was a 250mm tele or better but no, 50mm. I'm a bit amazed you got anywhere near a wild stag...
I thought this was a red fox until I scrolled down. I feel like she tricked me :)