I was soo soo soOOOOO excited to go see the transformers movie. It was all thrilling and I was squeeing like a little girl *eeeeeeee Optimus Prime*fanswoon* and then Megatron woke up and was like "WTF Starscream I slept for like a 1000 years, I don't know what you did but you musta fucked something up so you're sleepin on the porch tonight! D:< " And Starscream was like "But Daddy I din't mean to lose the spark, I only live to serve D: please don't make me sleep on the porch, I didn't do anything honest! I won't do it again!!"
And then the sound died... and stayed dead and I was like WTF Starscream no sympathy from me, you fucked up again..