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25 Essential Expressions MEME-Kristen Stewart by MissHermionee 25 Essential Expressions MEME-Kristen Stewart by MissHermionee
When I saw this meme... I just HAD to... And, yeah... I know there is like thousands of jokes like this... But this is also one of these jokes which always make you laugh...

So however... Haters gonna hate... Or more correct: Twihards gonna hate...


Original meme: [link]

The picture of Kristen is from: WTF, I dunno... Google... <-<
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AleHeatherStalkrGirl Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Student Writer
SO ACCURATE!!!!!!!!!!

And I hate Twilight anyway
CometColt Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahaha! This is really accurate, I must say.
kaileyrox Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
Haha, this is on yahoo news xD
KuroWolfCatChibi Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Can i say one thing?
Yeah, i am part brittish, and you said that britts have 'no education or common sense, or talent of any kind.'
I mean, don't you have anything better to do, than humiliate britts? Well, opinions are opinions. You hate brittain, and that's you opinion. But, jeez, can't you keep it for yourself? I don't think that's so difficult.
You know Isaac Newton, don't you? Didn't he had a kinda good education? He found out the attractiveness!! That would just a genious do! And he was brittish. Was he stupid? NO! At least i don't think so.
And Emma Watson, you say that she's a turk. Oh man, are you just playing stupid, or are you serious? HOW does the look like a turk. I like Emma Watson, but if i didn't like her, i would say that she looks like a romanian, just like you.
Please go and get a life.
Thanks for my words.
dark-blood-rayne Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
Emma Watson is just a Semite or Mulatto, by skin color. Romanians are actual pale, because of european ancestry. If you see anyone in romania that looks like Emma, those are Muslims or Turks or Huns and other Asians or Non-Whites.

Emma is a nigger compared to white romanians such as myself, who are pureblood europeans. Don't compare some negroid on a filthy depraved island of the Atlantic, that was once part of the Moorish Empire and Caliphate of North Afrika, to white races on continental (real) Europe.

Typical britt running your useless mouth, instead of doing something intelligent or productive. I pity how subhuman you are that you don't even see it. You have Untermensch goggles blinding your already poor eye sight and inferior genes.

Isaak was nothing more than a commoner, a Plebe who copied some worthless theory which completely false. Gravity does not exist, and I can prove this to you in at least a dozen ways. In your "own" country here, to also humiliate your "proud" british ancestry. So you may witness true White Intelligence of continental Europe.

To "find out" is not the same as explain or attempt to formulate a theory seeking to create a fictional constant that is to be used in fictional calculation in physics and other "fields" of Pseudoscience. Creating constants is easy. Even that dumb Subhuman, "One Stone Albertikus" was able to create the Speed of Light Constant which was recently broken in Europe. Most "scientists" refused to accept that the light waves they were measuring, travelled faster than the speed of light, thus disproving every single piece of shit excremented from that imbecile's mouth. And humiliated feeble westerners with your blind worship of "constants". Which by the way is a word named after "Konstantine the Great" of Tsarigrad, east roman empire. And meant something different than the smut your kind peddles.

No, Newton did not have any "good education", that's just another urban myth supported by idiots fed propaganda / manure by the English Pirates.

Yes, I am Sirius. Why would I be stupid, when I'm actually White, unlike you or Emma? Just because you're a mixbreed Meltische semite, doesn't mean you can insult the intelligence quotient of a Superior White. Be careful brit, one more insult and I will throw you so far into the Black Sea, you will have to swim back to Britain for your life.

You cannot possibly lecture me in my own native country. You filthy Crossbred Ape. If you truly were of the pure blooded british races originally from Europe, you would not have to attack my intelligence, just because you come from Pirate Land, and are a victim of their rape and infiltration agencies which breds agents and spies like you generation after generation, like fresh bread. But your training is utterly inferior to mine, an Arian of Europe.

She has the Asian nose, very tiny and concave, just like all the asians do, even mongols have this tiny nose jutting forward like a snow sloap. Their noses are joint to their foreheads, like hebrews and other non-europeans, whereas white races have a separation between the forehead and nose, and a different angle too. Blonde hair means Hun Turks, who were found in China, described by the chinese (also central turks) as blonde with blue or green eyes, and they were driven by the other turkish breeds of Asia into invading europe. This is where Attila the blonde hun turk enters. Blondes are only good for stealing, raping, murdering, just like Attila the Hun did when invaded Europe. Fortunately the Gothic and Roman tribes showed you your place as non-whites and defeating you, exiled you north of their lands into the northern parts of europe. To mix with other mongoloids and turks of non-white descent.

She has a weak chin, I believe. I honestly didn't look at her intently to question her race, since it's obvious she's not white. Romanian women are actually pale, thank you very much. Not niggers or Moors like Emma Watson. Bleach!

Also she has gorilla nostrils. Those are very creepy and hint at Eskimo genes as well. But mostly she resembles the Hun Turks (blonde mongoloids and turanids from Asia).

Genius? It seems like Britain is under the impression it exports geniuses. You do not. A pirate is a pirate, and most of you are pirates. Few were good people from White Europe, and sadly they're a minority now. Britain may have had a white majority like few centuries ago, during it's golden age perhaps. And a bit before that as well.

Just like me? You don't even know how I look, you imbecile. Why do you think that Emma would ever have white skin like mine? Have you looked at how Asian she looks? Tiny beady eyes like the turks or mongoloid tribes. She is definately not no "White European" by absolutely any definition of Racial Biology. The girls in romania who look like her are not even ethnic romanians. They trace their families to either new immigrants from other countries with less relative independence, or from empires full of anti-european sentiment and anti-white racism. Such as ottomans, tatars, poland and otherwise.

If you "didn't like her" you would say that she looks like me? What does that even mean? Do explain yourself, since that makes little to no sense.

Also, why is it you don't see me running to invade Britain, and teaching the british of how great my nation's culture is? Because you're a stupid colonial punk from the Isles. And thus forget your place at the foot of White Europe and continental nations of where you currently invade or seek to "educate".

Grow up, you little poseur. You can't honestly expect me to take your arguments Siriusly, they are not even based in any logic or foundation of credibility. If you seek to convince me of something, do it properly, with Reason. Isn't that what the British claim they always do? Well, have at it then. Reason your way out of this inexpugnable prison of Reality you shut your eyes against.
MissHermionee Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
Finally someone who agree with me.
KuroWolfCatChibi Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup! Indeed~
dark-blood-rayne Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
Doesn't anyone get it? She doesn't have to be "expressive", she plays a 16 year old girl ! And teenage girls have the emotional range of below zero.

What she has to portray in her role as an actress is "Depth". And her facial expression is Deep.

I mean how many young girls do you know who can pull off more than one facial expression? They're all typical, or have no character flexibility. That's what makes them real people, and Kristen's role very realistic and flawless.
MissHermionee Featured By Owner May 7, 2012
I don't have anything particular against Kristen Stewart, and I don't want anyone to get hurt by this. It's just that this is one of those "viral jokes", just like the Sirius Black jokes. And the fact that I dislike Twilight. (Yes, I have read all the books and watched all the movies, so I know what I'm talking about.)
And... Well... I am a teenage girl and I DO have more than one facial expression. And so do my friends. Since no one of us are "typical" or "have no character flexibility" so we're obviously not real people. Thanks so much.

For your information: I was NOT serious when I did this. I know she can pull off more expressions. And... well... I don't think Kristen is very "deep". I know some way more "deep" actresses. If that's what your looking for.
dark-blood-rayne Featured By Owner May 8, 2012
Sirius Black jokes? What jokes, I never heard of them?

I've never read even one word in the books, or seen all the movies. Just the first three. I definately like the music, but I don't think the "acting" of Kristen or uhhh the actor who plays Edward, is "bad". I think it's normal acting.

What exactly do you dislike about Twilight? I'm curious because I was myself disturbed of several things (flirty werewolf, love struck immortal monsters). Usually I avoid those "neck'romancey" aspects in every single movie or even book.

Yeah, they may look or "feel" like more than one facial expression. But to any viewer, you could look exactly like Kristen in those images. It's all perspective, really.

Well real people are very rare, don't take it personally. I myself am a hallucination, from those LSD cupcakes you had earlier. Naughty, naughty!

PS: If you don't wake up from this dream soon, you'll die.
PPS: Yes, I did just refer to myself as "The Dream". I'm lame that way.

What kind of actresses are you reffering to? It better not be "Deep with Sky Lopez" or any such "orn ctress" type. That's not deep, sorry.

Are you saying like Jayma Mays deep?
MissHermionee Featured By Owner May 8, 2012
You know Harry Potter's godfather. His name is Sirius Black. And there is a lot, I mean: A LOT, of jokes around that. [link]

I think Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's acting (in Twilight) is something between "normal" and "bad". The thing is that I know they can do much better.

I dislike twilight because of several different reasons. The three most important ar:
First, the books are written as if a 12 year old fanfiction writer was the autor.
Second, the acting.
Third, the story. The girl is weak, the boy is strong. Everything is so stereotypical. In a VERY bad way... And... Well... SPARKLING "VAMPIRES"... They aren't even vampires. Glittering Fairy Princesses.

Perhaps. But not on every single picture. *smiles*

PS. I'm already dead.
PPS. こんにちは、夢!

I'm referring to... I don't really know. I thought about some brilliant actresses, such as Emma Watson, Audrey Hepburn (Even though she's dead), Helena Bonham-Carter, Emma Thompson and Helena Bonham-Carter again.

I'm sorry but I don't know who Jayma Mays is...
dark-blood-rayne Featured By Owner May 8, 2012
Emma Watson? You have to be kidding moi. She's a turk, their acting skills are terrible. She's not even white, thus not intelligent enough to act. And she's from Britain. Which means no education or common sense, or talent of any kind.

The owl played better than Emma Watson. Severus Snape played better than Emma Watson. Nagini and Voldemort played 50 times better than Emma Watson.

I have no idea who or what Audrey H. is. Or was.

Helena Bonham-Carter ... eh. Emma Thompson I saw her, when I couldn't remember what Jayma Mays's name was. I don't know where Emma T. appeared, or if I've seen her in anything.

She is english, which means she can't act worth dirt.

I'm not sure about H B C. She's a bit of an excentric dresser, sure, but I have no sense of fashion to understand her skill. As for acting, I don't know, supporting role in both Sweeney Todd and Harry P.? She's the crazy weak one, who supports and falls in love with the main evil character? Such as Sweeney Todd or Voldemort?

Honestly Voldemort ran circles in acting against most of the cast, such as Emma Watson and others. That's how good the actor was, following very closely by Severus (brilliant acting).

Well the only reason for that was, "diamonds are a girl's best friend", which is why the Love of her Life and Unlife should resemble diamonds in at least some ways. Such as strength, shininess, cold exterior, and protecting "hard ass" qualities, as well as flauting it somehow.

Since the kind of girls the books were written for were diamond lovers, who wanted some kind of monster to molest her during underage life experience, "when life is the toughest for a little girl", it's obvious why it was written to appeal to so many supposed "females", of the non-human variety.

Jayma Mays appears in quite a few movies and shows, if you haven't seen her it doesn't matter lol. But she seems kind of deep when acting. I think she would have made a brilliant Mina Harker in Dracula.
MissHermionee Featured By Owner May 8, 2012
I'm actually quiet pissed off right now. Just because someone is from an other country but yourself they have to be bad actors?
You can't possibly be serious about this: "And she's from Britain. Which means no education or common sense, or talent of any kind."?!
And Emma Watson is not a turk. She's white, even though I can't see how that matters.
She was raised in France until the age of six, then her family moved to UK.
She is perhaps not the very best actress, but she's around the same age as Kristen: and a way better actress. She is and will always be the perfect Hermione.

Never heard of Audrey Hepburn? Oh, gosh... *Facepalm* Breakfast at Tiffanys? My Fair Lady? Sabrina? A Roman Holiday?
She was the star in all of these.

Emma Thompson appeared in (for example) Harry Potter (professor Trelawney) and Nanny McPhee (Nanny McPhee).

Helena Bonham-Charter is just... Awesome. And, speaking as if I were a britt, Charming. She is also Queen of Hearts, in Alice in Wonderland and Mrs. Bucket from Charlie and the Chocolate factory. She is from UK.

All the actresses I have mentioned is from UK.
At least they are known as british. I really love Britain. So please, never insult Britain in front of me. At least not that obvious. And I thought we were talking actRESSes... If we're talking both actors and actresses I can name some more.

Alan Rickman.
Tim Burton isn't an actor but he's still amazing!
Johnny Depp.
Tom Felton.
Ralph Fiennes.

I think Twilight sucks, and you don't have the ability to change my mind.

End. Of. Story.
I am pissed and I don't want to talk to you.
dark-blood-rayne Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
No. It's just that British have notoriously bad "actors". Almost as bad as amerikans.

Yes the british are renowned in Europe (real Continental Europe) for being uneducated pirates, lacking common sense or decency (9 out of 10) and talent in any original kind of way.

Emma isn't white, she's a blonde Hun, which are West Turks, found also in Turkey in large numbers. Blonde hair is not a white european feature, it arrived with attila's hordes, who were scattered north of the former roman empire, which is why blonde people are now in northern europe, north of the former roman borders, where germans defeated them.

She can't be "white", if she's blonde (naturally). She's just a Turk, look at her asian features. It's horrifying.

If she migrated from France, she's obviously a Muslim. And also not white. Real french are pale skinned, no matter their races.

Well she has a fast, rapid, almost fanatic Muslim or turkish accent. Which means she sounds like a terrorist to me ! White people do not sound like that.

Yes, she is most talented as an actress, when she flashes her netherlies in pube-lick, oh I meant ... "public", like that. Such talent !

I honestly doubt she's better than Kristen. Sorry. If she were, I'd admit it. But blondes make terrible actors because of their asian ancestry. Asians are too serious and methodic, or rigid or mechanic, maybe even fanatic about order and math, that this makes them useless in acting. Which requires Charisma they sorely lack.

Break what at where? Your fair what? Ah yes, "ladies" everywhere. Not every female is a lady, grow up. Ladies are actually a title which has lost it's meaning, due to british poseur chicks wanting to play actress, because their rich Ottoman parent in England bought them acting "roles" as their 13 birthday present.

Sabrina ... sounds vaguely unfamiliar. A roman holiwhat? I don't think romans had "holly days". Those were the "barbarians", who held such tradition. See? The british are very much against real education. I know this, because my country has the exact same education form as Britain, and the people here are absolute morons. Trained by the British in their education skills, that's why.

HBC may be a role model for you. Sure. I don't dispute such. But she's always too frail and supporting some male lead or "bad guy", which is really unflattering. Except for some wench in england that "lives to serve her Sir". Disgusting clichees, sorry. Unrealistic too.

What are you, 200? How do you know about movies in the past age? Have you no life, of your own? Sad, really. Get to living, now, you won't be 400 forever ! Life is not about movies, or just about movies. Ever heard of continents? There are unexplored ones. Why don't you enjoy their acting skills, as you chart them? Or is that not a female stereotype enforced in your country by english "actresses" or freemason writers?

Professor Trelawney, who dies at Voldemort's curse, using Malfoy's dragoncore wand? She's also a Hun Turk, an albino asian, and thus not White Europe, or deservant of attention.

I liked the White Queen in AiWL, played by Anne Hathaway. Which is a good actress by me. Ch&Ch&Fa I liked the little spoiled girl. She's a famous actress, I forgot her name.

Just because they are from the UK, doesn't mean they're not Ottoman Turks, Muslims, Arabs and Jews. The Moors and Ottomans did invade Britain in dozens of waves. What makes you think they aren't just Ottomans posing as british, so Europe doesn't crusade them to death?

Virginia, or Queen Elizabeth the First, was "British". But she resembles more the european white ancestry of Scythians and Goths (Germanic tribes) with their sharp Celtic/Crimean Gothic accents. And she was definately more british than any of those muslims and middle easterners you think are "acting". They are acting, just in order to pretend they're english or british, and not in some roles.

I really hate Britain. So please never praise Britain in front of me. At least not their non-white actresses.

Yes, Alan Rickman worked very hard, all his life to become a great actor. Talent had nothing to do with it. And if he did have it, doesn't mean it's because he's british. Believe it or not, not all personal achievements as "People" happen because of one's nationality. People can become good actors with ambition, not just with innate talents, and it can be thanks to their own ambition or life goals.

Not sure who Tim Burton is. Some fancy writer or director? Useless tasks. I'd bed a 15 year old girl would direct or write better than Tim Burton.

Johnny Depp is eh. Meh. Edward Cullen is a better "actor", I think.

Ralph Fiennes yes, I agree. Tom Felton, who?

I don't wish to change your mind about anything. Twilight is made for very young naive children. Personally I prefer the vampire diaries, when it comes to vampire "fluff".

Very well, then don't talk to me. Pout, like Bella when she hears Edward is leaving her. LOL
ImSoEvilOwO Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
"Believe it or not, not all personal achievements as "People" happen because of one's nationality. People can become good actors with ambition, not just with innate talents, and it can be thanks to their own ambition or life goals."

Isn't that what you just said? It's a good thing to say, I gotta admit. But is it not kind of weird to after that say that somebody can't be good because they're asian? Or... turk, even though I don't really get how Emma could be that...

I'm watching the vampire diaries too, and I completely LOVE Damon!
And you know what? If you really love an actor or actress I don't think you should care about which "race" they are. You love somebody for their acting skills, no matter if it's "talent" or "just hard work".

And, P.S. Should'nt you know who Tim Burton is? Even I, a 13 years old not-so-good-at-movies-girl know who Tim Burton is.
You maybe should google him... You know, after all, he was the one who created your beloved Sweeney Todd and Alice in Wonderland-movies.
Watch your facts before you wright something you might regret later.

And no... I did'nt mean to sound very old and very angry, all that.
Sorry if I did.
MissHermionee Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
Don't you dare compare me to Edward Cullen. Because of that I have to write an answer;
I think you are the one with no education or common sense, or talent of any kind.
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