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God, Dave, that is the worst DJ name EVER.

Oh, look, now it's a trilogy proving MissAzrael's Golden Rule of All Trilogies. This should be called "==>Be John Egbert: You Are Dave Strider III," but there wasn't room.


You Are Dave Strider: [link]

You Are Dave Strider II: [link]

These guys (c) Andrew Hussie
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© 2011 - 2021 missazrael
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firecat0000's avatar
... I just realized something... If John said Dave's stage name midst sex, does that mean that while he orgasmed, he screamed, "DJ Galahad Del Fuego!"? Oh my god. The horror. Just... ohmigawd whut?!
XxHarlequingirl0xX's avatar
IKR! All that romantic whispering in the ear and stuff, and it turns out he's whispering freaking "Galahad"?! Are you kidding me? Like, seriously.
Fleeting-Glances's avatar
I am feeling all of the emotions right now.
ALL OF THE EMOTIONS
ItsBsnssTime's avatar
-Squuuueeeeeeeeeeeee~ :'D
maximumphan18's avatar
I hope you know that in my fever-riden stupor, I've read this about three times now and every time is better than the one before until I feel like all that will ever be true and holy in this world is this.
You are also the person that made me start to ship Dave and John until there's no one else and nothing hurts.
Dalek-Pants's avatar
Oh my god this fic let us become henceforth betrothed
ariea-lynxs's avatar
ALL MY HAPPNESS! ALL OF IT!
Panda-Bear-Chan's avatar
This was my favorite out of them all. So angsty, but so cute :3
Good job :D
YFish's avatar
SO INCREDIBLE

SHORT COMMENT; MUST CONTINUE READING
NeverShoutAshlyn's avatar
MY TEARS
THEY KEEP HAPPENING
:iconcryforeverplz:
THIS IS SO PERFECT
umbral-ultimatum's avatar
oh I get it
his DJ name, heh. Knight of fire? or on fire. my spanish isn't too good but, yes, that is awesome XD
missazrael's avatar
Haha, yeah, Dave's terrible DJ name is supposed to be a play on Knight on Fire.
Feloss's avatar
I.
Simply cannot seem to express myself properly.
Ilovethissomuchyouhavenoidea
ZenbakaDerp's avatar
can i just

love you

forever
Gollemina's avatar
It feels so good to read this, I got tears in my eyes. :' ( :')
Pwetty please make an another one!
missazrael's avatar
"You Are Dave Strider," every time I think I'm done with it, rears up and smacks me in the face with another ironic and hopelessly cool scenario that needs to be explored. I've pretty much accepted, at this point, that it wants to be its own AU, and that I'm helpless to resist the muses.

In other words... yeah, there's going to be more.
Gollemina's avatar
Thank you! : ) You made me really happy!
(And that's a secret, but reading this story made me try to read HS once again, because I lost intress in it some time ago.)
ishka-chan's avatar
That was the best thing ever so, so so cute. And amazing and beautiful and heartbreaking and just. Oh my God. ;u;
missazrael's avatar
XD, so glad you liked it!
smashmaniac2008's avatar
this was a great series :') I love how his own sister was the first to call him crazy, then the crazy girl XD.
AsSaSsIn7268's avatar
;lkdjhgjklxkjhgfrjdekslkm I still cried. I can't tell if it was from the happiness or what. You, my friend, are a literary genius. I applaud you greatly :iconclapplz:
missazrael's avatar
Awwww, thank you so much! Glad you liked them.
AsSaSsIn7268's avatar
... Are you serious?

One who appreciates the fine art of literature, does not simply 'like' this trilogy...

I FUCKING LOVE THIS <3 <3 <3
missazrael's avatar
Just wait until I finish Part IV and post that...
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