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John Egbert, age 8, February 4th. He hadn't thought much of him when he first saw him. In fact, he wasn't even aware that it was a person. John just thought it was a bird . But he definitely noticed it was very much a person. The blond landed right in front of him. John stared in awe. The ninja kid only gave him a short look through his shades before continuing on his way to the same elementary school John was headed for.He smiled to himself and began walking towards school once more. What a cool new kid. Dave Strider, age 9, March 12th. God, he only saw him at lunch and recess, but that 3rd grader with buck teeth was so damn adorable....
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Bandages
Bro Strider stood frozen in surprise as he watched Dave run back into the building, clutching his bloody side and slamming the door behind him. He looked down at his sword where it had lodged in the cement from the last swing, and noticed a thin strip of red on the edge. Shit. He hadn't meant to do that. He yanked it out and wiped the blood off on his shirt as he ran to the roof exit.Bro was a master of swordplay and controlling the blade, but that didn't change the fact of the matter: if you swing a sharp object enough at someone, you'd eventually hit them. This wasn't the first time this had happened, of course. Bro gave Dave little cuts...
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A Visit - Ch. 1 .:JohnxDave:.
~A/N~ (This is Post!Sburb, with game memories partly Scratched, Guardians alive.) ~A/N~-Be the dork.- It was here. It was finally here. That fateful day you had been obsessing over for at least a month.
Today, Dave Strider, your best bro in the entire universe, was coming to visit you. Traveling all the way from Texas to Washington just to hang out with you for a week. It would be the first time that you met him face-to-face, rather than through Pesterchum, the chat application you both used religiously. You insisted on staying home while your dad picked him up from the airport, which Strider took as one of you attempts to be "coo...
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God, Dave, that is the worst DJ name EVER.
Oh, look, now it's a trilogyproving MissAzrael's Golden Rule of All Trilogies. This should be called "==>Be John Egbert: You Are Dave Strider III," but there wasn't room.
You Are Dave Strider: [link]
You Are Dave Strider II: [link]
These guys (c) Andrew Hussie
Oh, look, now it's a trilogy
You Are Dave Strider: [link]
You Are Dave Strider II: [link]
These guys (c) Andrew Hussie
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... I just realized something... If John said Dave's stage name midst sex, does that mean that while he orgasmed, he screamed, "DJ Galahad Del Fuego!"? Oh my god. The horror. Just... ohmigawd whut?!