(Actually thing that happened irl) Mom - "Stop being trash and get off your lazy ass!" Me - "Alright alright! Geez, you need to start calling me by my name!" Mom - "Well, apparently I was stupid when i gave birth to you, because i didn't name you trash!"
I laughed so hard XD It's actually funny to me, i don't know why. Hahahahahahaahhaaa---