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Sorry StarFlare, I tagged you! (And its quite awkward)
Please tag one other friend, and it can be the person who tagged you!
I tagged: StarFlareTheCat

Dear StarFlare,
             I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over (well this is awkward). I realized it on the first of May at the mental hospital when you ripped the clothes off my father (this isn't getting any less weird). I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I will always remember the apartment building.

          Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
                              ~MintFire



Wanna do this yourself? Well, here ya go.


Dear (someone):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
(you)

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - F*ck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family       



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TheTrashl0rd Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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TheTrashl0rd Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Imma do this to one of my friends and see how he reacts XD......
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MintFireTheCat Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD yeah it's a pretty funny promt
But weird 
I'm exited to see yours!
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TheTrashl0rd Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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StarFlareTheCat Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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what???????
that was terribly frightening,
because we are both girls
and i have no idea what a tag is??????????????????
haalp meeeeeeee
 
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MintFireTheCat Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
but none of that is true XD
i hope you were able to figure that out, cuz im not that creepy P 
                                                                                              P l 

at least I hope not.... 
jk
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StarFlareTheCat Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oH MY GOD

WHAT I NAIVE CHILD I WAS
WHY DID I SAY "WE ARE BOTH GIRLS" 
LIKE JESUS CHRIST

JUST A FEW YEARS AGO I WAS LIKE      "woh thats scary and new what is that. gay?? whaaat?"
AND NOW IM GAY AS FUCK.

*looks back at old self* son i disappoint.

and i never used caps... at all.... goodness its like i was a blank slate of unemotional shit XD
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MintFireTheCat Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
JESUS CHRIST I KNOW MAN
I WAS GOING THROUGH MY JOURNALS AND


DEAR
GOD


I WAS SUCH A LIAR 
WOW

lmao i remember when i told you that i thought i might be bi
now i'm just like
FULL ON HOT HOMO GAY RIGHT HERE 
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StarFlareTheCat Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I JUST WASN'T EVEN CONSIDERING IT AT ALL.

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE, ew gay what is that that weird.
THEN I STARTED TO QUESTION MYSELF
AND NOW I'M GAY.

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
its like a Caterpillar turning into a bright rainbow butterfly.

oh also! I'm gonna start that commission now! again, you don't have to pay at all! and if you really want to pay, you can choose how much! but really, I like drawing things for friends!!
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StarFlareTheCat Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ive got somthing for pay back ^^
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MintFireTheCat Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh really?
I'd like to see how scarring it is ;D
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MintFireTheCat Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah I am scarred for life 0_0
Uhm somebody tagged me, which means they filled in the blanks and made a letter to me using the info below the letter
I tagged you and I filled in the blanks for some weird stuff Oo
Yeah so now you're supposed to fill in the blanks and write a letter to someone else
.....
I don't like tags
They are weird X3
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StarFlareTheCat Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
me nether 
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