Pacifying Mommy Long Legs

The infographic posted around the workplace made things safer for the employees who had to deal with Mommy Long Legs after hours at Playtime Co. In order to control the stretchy pink living toy's violent tendencies, all the workers had to do was take advantage of her unique anatomical structure. To enable Mommy Long Legs' incredible elasticity, most of her nervous system was relocated into her lower abdomen and her two pink feet. Knowing this fact, employees are able to forcibly dissuade the experiment and pacify her if she is subjected to tickling sensations on either her feet once her rubber shoes are removed or her hip area. Tickling in both places is encouraged should the subject become increasingly bloodthirsty in order to quell her violent urges. Before pacification is attempted on Mommy Long Legs, always ensure she is properly restrained or shackled to the floor. In addition, ignore her attempts at eliciting your sympathy as the experiment may purposefully produce tears and falsely claim to be calm. Only stop the tickling of the subject when you are absolutely sure of her behavior change, which is usually indicated by a blushing red face!