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Crash on Volturnus - Parts 4-5

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Crash on Volturnus - Parts 4-5

Story originally created by Mark Acres and Tom Moldvay with Doug Niles. Story originally edited by Troy Denning. Original story copyright 1982 by TSR Inc. "Cynic One.  Cynic Base.  I have you exiting the airlock.  You're looking good, Cynic One." "I'm wearing a space suit, Cynic Base.  You can't see anything.  Of course I'm going to look good in it."  Daria smirked as she heard chuckling over the radio. "Cynic One, this is Cynic Doc.  I'm reading an elevated heart rate that's near the top of the scale.  Please pause for thirty." "Cynic Doc.  Cynic One.  Anything that I need to be worried about?" She imagined the doctor double checking hi

Crash on Volturnus - Parts 1-3

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Crash on Volturnus - Parts 1-3

Crash on Volturnus By Dr. Mike Story originally created by Mark Acres and Tom Moldvay with Doug Niles. Story originally edited by Troy Denning. Original story copyright 1982 by TSR Inc. Daria Morgendorffer leaned her head against the wall of the shower and closed her eyes. She had retreated into the warmth of the hot water ever since the captain of the Serena Dawn had notified her via ship intercom that they were entering orbit around the planet Volturnus. Daria had thanked the captain, paged Dorin to start scans of the planet, and run for the shower. She sighed as she lifted her head and reached for the shampoo once again. Reaching out a

For Roger 3

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For Roger 3

The parties continued into the night. The warriors ignored how the peasants hadn't lifted a finger to help, refused them all the permits that they needed, tripled the taxi fare rates within the city, and shorted their linen exchange. The battle was over. They were victorious. Any excuse for a party. And a chance to lift as many purses as possible from the hung over crowds. Greyhound was expensive and the remaining warriors wanted to leave first thing in the morning. They had already heard about the upcoming "Winning the War" tax that was going into effect in the morning. The frail figure nearly tripped over the broken walkway. She rubbed her

The Jungle - Chapter 4

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The Jungle - Chapter 4

The Jungle - Part #4 by Dr. Mike The Jungle - Part #4 by Dr. Mike We start with an overhead shot over the jungle.  We see trees, lots and lots of trees, nothing but trees.  The camera slowly starts to pan backwards and we discover more trees.  There are trees to the left and trees to the right.  Lots of trees.  There's more trees here than, um, you could shake a stick at.  I mean you would think there would only be a few trees but when you think the forest ends, there's more trees.  Hey, that tree looks familiar.  Didn't it play the tree second to the left behind the Lane's house when they did a long distance shot?   Hmmm, maybe not.  We

The Jungle - Chapter 3

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The Jungle - Chapter 3

The Jungle - Part #3 by Dr. Mike The Jungle - Part #3 by Dr. Mike Again, no introduction, straight to the story. Ext. View: Somewhere deep in the South American jungle. We see Jane, Vincent, Quinn, and Lynn all bunched up in a small group sitting on the ground in tall grass. What appears to be Daria passed out lays face down near Lynn. Lynn is still holding her pistol and is glaring outward. A large group of native tribesmen armed with spears surround our heroes. The warriors don't look too happy as they get closer and closer and closer and... Quinn: (Looking worried.) Um, Vincent? Vincent: Don't worry. If they wanted to do us harm, th

The Jungle - Chaper 2

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The Jungle - Chaper 2

The Jungle - Part #2 by Dr. Mike The Jungle - Part #2 by Dr. Mike No introduction. We go right to the piece. View: A black screen. We can only make out the howling of wind. A small bit of white smoke begins to drift from the right side of the screen. The smoke continues across the screen as the picture begins to get lighter. We begin to see a jungle clearing filed with smashed trees and debris from a plane. The movement of the smoke is now seen as the camera moving its way across the view from left to right. The camera passes bits of broken metal and crates, the wood smashed on impact. The scene changes to show the plane's tail section w

The Jungle - Chapter 1

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The Jungle - Chapter 1

The Jungle - Part #1 by Dr. Mike The Jungle - Part #1 by Dr. Mike Disclaimer: I once again thank Canadibrit for the use of her characters AP and Lynn that exist in her universe of Daria fanfiction. Just for the record, this planned series really mucks up her timeline so it should be taken as completely unofficial from her work. I came up with a story line that involved her characters and the ones from the show and have just gone with it. I'm just here telling a story. Another Disclaimer: There are a few choice words in the fic that follows. I believe they are used correctly and without overdoing them. Just be fair warned. Dr Mike does

For Roger E. Moore

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For Roger E. Moore

For Roger... by Dr. Mike For Roger... by Dr. Mike by Dr. Mike The evening was in full swing as Tika stepped over passed out farm hand and set the loaded tray down on the table.  As she passed out the plates of potatoes, her eyes kept roaming back to the old man sitting in the corner with one child on his knee and surrounded by many others.  He had entered the Inn during the slow afternoon, past mealtime and continued into the evening.  He had spent most of it talking to the patrons as if they knew each other for their entire lives but no one could figure out what his name was or where he was from.  She shrugged as she remembered the many
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Your Honor

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Your Honor

Your Honor by Dr. Mike We start with an upper body shot of Helen.  She's dressed nice but professional.  From the background, it appears that she is standing in a courtroom that has seen better days. Helen: Your honor, my client was simply trying to defend himself from what he felt was an unprovoked attack by a bunch of wild, uncontrolable animals.  I move for dismissal. The camera changes to show the bench.  Judge Harry T. Stone sits behind it holding his gavel.  He looks very serious about his work. (Yeah, right.) Judge Stone: (He turns in the direction of the prosecutor.) Councilor? Dan: Your honor, he tried to wipe out an entire fl

Two Hours Early

Third Time's the Charm

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Third Time's the Charm

Daria meets a new friend. Based on stories by Canadibrit and Jill Palmer. The following is a parody of the story "Hey, You Look Like Jane!" written by Jill Palmer (jill@mail.one.net) which is based on the story "A Meeting of the Brains" and the "Look a Like" series written by Canadibrit (canadibrit@yahoo.com) which is based on the television series "Daria" created by Glenn Eichler and Susie Lewis which was based on a character named Daria created by Glenn Eichler that was shown on the television show "Beavis and Butt-Head" created by Mike Judge for M-TV Networks which was created by a bunch of suits back many *MANY* years ago and is now owne

In the Parking Lot

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In the Parking Lot

In the Parking Lot by Dr. Mike Daria leaned back against the side of the car.  She moved her head from side to side. "Oh, Jane," she deadpanned but with a bit of feeling in it. "You do that so well." Jane looked up at Daria with a smirk.  She was kneeling in front of her, one hand just underneath the edge of her skirt in between Daria's thighs. "You know you're not helping." She leaned in again and resumed her sucking. "Jane, you're driving me wild," said Daria, her eyes closed as she leaned back again. "Here, let me help you," as she pulled up her skirt just a bit. Jane nearly choked on some of the liquid she had received.  She cleared

Daria's New Car

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Daria's New Car

Daria's New Car by Dr. Mike We begin with a camera shot of Daria and Jane sitting side by side in some type of light brown vehicle.  Both wear their seat belts like good girls.  Daria, who's driving, sits slightly higher than Jane.  Daria doesn't look too happy while Jane is struggling to hold back her laughter. Jane: I like it. Daria: That's because you have no taste, Jane. Jane: I think this car has a lot of taste (Beat.) if you know what I mean. Daria: Be careful, Lane.  I know where you live. Jane: At least you'll never lose it in a parking lot.  You won't have to rely on a tennis ball stuck on the radio antenna like an old foggie

Daria Gets a Cat

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Daria Gets a Cat

This is my second fanfic and, again, its a comedy. Notes are at the end of the piece, jokes are scattered, and trays are in their upright and locked positions. Scene 1: A sidewalk in Lawndale. The scene opens with Daria and Jane walking home from school. Jane: (a tad excited) So then Mr. DeMartino stands on his desk, drops his pants showing the whole class his USA flag underwear, puts his hand on his heart and starts singing "God Bless America." Of course Ms. Li walks in right then with people from the state education board. (beat) At least he wasn't mooning Kevin this time. Daria: (deadpan) Dammit, I always miss the good stuff. I guess h

Daria's Interview 1

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Daria's Interview 1

Daria paused before answering. She knew the answer to his question but just wanted to pause and give it some drama. Plus she also wanted to remind herself that she had been through so many interviews in the last few weeks, she really needed this one to cover her rent. "I have to admit that I think your writing has been rather lacking in the past. The latest work, while getting great reviews, lacked character development. I hope I'm giving the chance to change that." She paused for a moment. "While keeping in the style of your last works and giving you the opportunity to sneak in as many CGIs and product placements as you can." The man sat

Jane Lane's Interview

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Jane Lane's Interview

Admiral Sir Miles Messervy sat and stared at the young female American who sat across his desk from him in his ninth floor office. She stared back, eye for eye, never flinching. Damn, he thought while taking a puff at his pipe, she's so young. These American's today think they know everything and can do everything at an early age. It's that damn rock music. His pipe had gone out. He banged it against the glass ashtray on his desk, taking a quick glance at his Chief of Staff, William Tanner, who sat in the other chair. Admiral Messervy knew that Tanner was also still in a bit of shock at the appearance of the candidate. She had come over from

One Night in Bangkok

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One Night in Bangkok

One Night in Bangkok by Dr. Mike Daria woke up. That was her first mistake. The pain coming from behind her eyes made itself known right from the start. She moaned. That was her second mistake. As soon as she opened her mouth, she could taste it. She was lying in her own vomit. At least she hoped it was hers. She rolled over on her back and into the bed. She looked up at the white painted ceiling going round and round over her. Daria closed her eyes. Why was the room spinning? Why didn't it stop? Rooms weren't supposed to be spinning. She raised a hand to her head and let out a small moan again. "Is… Is that you over there, amego? Oh, my

An Early Morning Reading

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An Early Morning Reading

An Early Morning Reading - Written by Dr. Mike Ext View: A large movie studio with many, many soundstages. The sun is just coming up and there is little movement on the lot. The view is from overhead and it is in real life, not a cartoon. After a second or 2, the camera view begins to zoom thru the property. We zoom past sets and props, actors actresses, and extras, under a truck or 2, etc. We finally settle on an older soundstage at the far back of the lot past all the storage buildings. The camera stops on a view of the back corner of the building where there is a small concrete staircase leading up to a metal door. Next to the door is a c
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Mission to Hell - Chapter 2

Mission to Hell - Chapter 2

Greets: Chapter 2 of Kim Possible - Mission to Hell is up at deviantArt.  Would have been up days ago if DA could keep their servers online.  *grumble* Read it here: http://www.deviantart.com/view/31576912/ The mature filter is on due to the storyline content and for future chapters. If it times out for you, *chuckle* feel free to view it on my blog here: http://drmikesblog.cynixhosting.com/ Thanks, -drmike

New Kim Possible Story

New Kim Possible Story

Greets: As you may have noticed, I've started a new Kim Possible work, Mission to Hell.  In it, Ron dies at the hands of Shego and winds up in the Christian Hell.  Kim and a few others (ain't telling) have to rescue him. Chapter 1 is now up.  You can read it here:  http://www.deviantart.com/view/31053272/ Friendly reminder that I'm sticking up my Daria and Kim Possible stuff over on my blog, including the funny captions I've been doing over at a Kim Possible message board.  That's here: http://drmikesblog.cynixhosting.com/ Thanks, -drmike edit: I can't type....

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Thanks so much for the Dev-Watch & the Fav on SHEGO! :fuzzydemon:
thanks for the fav :)
thank you for the fav :)
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