Kevin sucks at fantasy football by CowsWedgie, literature
Literature
Kevin sucks at fantasy football
Kevin smiled it was that time of year again. The regular season of the NFL had just ended the Monday before and now that it was Friday night he could embark on one of his favorite yearly traditions. Reaching deep into the closet he pulled out a large cardboard sign. "I suck at fantasy football. Give ME a wedgie and I'll give YOU $10" "Time to put this baby to use. " Kevin thought. He arrived at the bar district at about 10:30. He wanted to make sure people had enough time to get a little drunk be before he showed up. It only took a few minutes before Kevin saw exactly what he was looking for. Three guys were stumbling down the street heading to another bar. Kevin displayed his sign and luckily one of them read it. His eyes lit up and a small smile appeared as he brought his friends attention to the sign. Kevin did his best to look embarrassed as they approached. "So you're paying people to give you a wedgie?" The smallest of the guys asked. "Uh, yeah pretty much. Losers
Adam flinched when he heard the doors to the great hall open behind him. He wasn't expecting anyone to be entering the castle at this time in the morning. Spinning he saw his master Collin chatting with a tall regal man as they walked down the large hall. Adam realizing his master must be hosting someone important quickly bent into a deep bow and adverted his eyes. "Oh, and what's this one's name Collin?" The visitor inquired stopping in front of Adam. "This is Adam one of my most loyal familiars Lord Cornwell" Collin replied. "Lord Cornwell?" Adam thought to himself. "Wasn't he like one of the highest ranking vampires in the country?" "May I?" Cornwell asked with a sly grin. "Of course, stand up straight Adam" Collin said more enthusiastically than he looked. Cornwell circled Adam inspecting the familiar. "Take of your shirt young man." Cornwell ordered. Adam still wasn't used to being called young. He was 27 and Lord Cornwell looked no older than 30. He did as his