My sister and I made a witch's brew
We mixed up a green, bubbly, slimy hot pot of goo
I suppose the real reason we did it was because we got bored
But I did it for the science fair, vaguely hoping for the reward.
I first added some irrigation water from a nearby ditch
Then I added some baking soda, no more than a pinch.
My sister went to the charcoal grill and gathered some ash,
And I inserted a piece of fish bone that I had retrieved from the trash.
For another ingredient, I scraped off some mildew that had grown
My sister ground up and added our daddy's broken old cell phone.
My sister took the lid off of the pot, and sprayed in some bug spray
I added the tuna casserole that turned green and fuzzy last Saturday.
I went to the shed in our back yard, and found plenty of spiders and bugs
My sister searched near the stream, finding worms, a frog, and slugs.
We needed someone or something to drink the smelly green slurry,
But when we asked around, the worms and bugs were the least of thei