Mickezilla

In a pub located on the outskirts of a forgotten about ghetto.Casey asks woman "hi, how are you?".Woman answers "not so good, don't you remember me?".Casey responds "nope".Woman aggressively replies "we have slept together for crying out loud!".Casey, now embarrassed says "oh yea, I remember, well was I good."The woman laughs.Casey misunderstands the laughs, and in his ignorance believes he was good.Casey then asks "so why aren't you so good?".Woman with a look of sarcasm quickly answers "if you were recently diagnosed with herpes, HIV, syphilis, and an STD that could only be described as a  genital dismembering disease would you be happy?...