The Cute and Grabby
They look so very cute and meek.
They'll clean you out within a week!
The lock's pried off your liquor store!
Your jewels scattered on the floor!
When they wake up--they'll do yet more!
So darling when they stare at you...
And you can't guess what they will do...
They take your treasures from their cases
Go bowling with your heirloom vases!
They lack all the social graces!
What's at work behind their eyes?
Something sense would not advise!
Are they still because they're dreaming?
No! They're full of plots, and scheming!
Mark my words, we'll soon be SCREAMING:
Did you enjoy that soup tureen?
On every floor, their prints are seen...
You search them to see what they've got!
Catch them, find they weigh a lot!
ALL UPHOLSTERY IS SHOT!
Do you like frescoes on your walls?
A fragile object teeters, falls...