A collection of lists of Five Things. With apologies to Merlin. www.5ives.com
Five Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Have a Pet Dragon
1. Unseasonal Barbeques
2. Revenge of the Nerds meets Predator
3. Dragon mating season
4. One too many viewings of Reign of Fire
5. Inaccurate Barbeques
Five Webcomics Whose Protagonists I Fear I May Resemble
1. Sam, Sam and Fuzzy ("Boss! This isn't what it looks like!!")
2. Fuzzy, Sam and Fuzzy ("So when do we get to flagrantly abuse our newfound authority?")
3. Ryan, Scary-Go-Round ("He told me he just waits for his natural oils to clean him.")
4. Marten, Questionable Content ("I make barely twen
FIVE GAMES WHICH WOULD BE ON MY QUEUE IF I THOUGHT I'D EVER HAVE TIME TO PLAY 'EM
1. Lost Magic
2. Tales of Destiny
3. Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
4. Tao's Adventure
5. Atelier Iris 2: The Azoth of Destiny
FIVE WAYS TO DO IT
1. Do it like you mean it.
2. Do it like it doesn't matter.
3. Do it for King and Country.
4. Do it six ways to Sunday.
5. Do it like someone came up with a snappy slogan that made you want to do it, despite the fact that it's kind of stupid.
FIVE EQUASIONS ON KINGDOM HEARTS 2
1. Tifa = Ass-kicking Awesome - Any two ways about it.
2. Two Keyblades > One Keyblade
3. Kairi + One years worth of time = Smokin' hottie
4. Keyblade names = Gizmo names
5. Sephiroth from KH1 - Any semblance of a possiblity for victory = Sephiroth in KH2
FIVE THINGS THAT STRIKE ME AS BEING STRANGELY AUTHORITARIAN
1. Telephones with wires
2. Sock garters
3. Out-of-date maps of the world
4. Silverware organizers
5. April Fool's Day
FIVE POSSIBLE REASONS I HAVE NOT YET RECIEVED MY HEADPHONES BACK FROM KOSS
1. Aliens devoured the mail truck.
2. Shipping something from work may have transferred the Ancient Curse of the Ignoramus.
3. Hobo attack.
4. After having done everything Koss asked me to do in regards to shipping, they decided they couldn't sully such a pure individual with something so mundane as headphones.
5. They's stupid.