MHFlores2008

Fade into an ancient Greek palace, as we see a set of text below the screen, explaining that the time and place is: Ancient Athens, 350 BCE. We transition to the inside of the palace. We find a three-way wedding is taking place and soon focus on four of the guests in particular, who are soon revealed to be the fairy king and queen, Oberon and TItania, Oberon’s brother Amil, Titania’s sister Mab, and their manservant Puck Titania: Oberon, are you sure this was a good idea? Oberon: relax, my love. We will appear human to all in attendance, there’s nothing to worry about Titania: okay, I’m trusting you Mab: quiet, the marriage ceremony begins! The marriage ceremony plays out over a quick editing of scenes to trim the marriage speech down Priest(Michael Palin): very well. Then, by the power invested in me by the goddesses Hera and Aphrodite, I now pronounce all three of these couples, man and wife! (each couple kisses) Everyone cheers. However, the man sitting next to Oberon is

Fade into an ancient Greek palace, as we see a set of text below the screen, explaining that the time and place is: Ancient Athens, 350 BCE. We transition to the inside of the palace. We find a three-way wedding is taking place and soon focus on four of the guests in particular, who are soon revealed to be the fairy king and queen, Oberon and TItania, Oberon’s brother Amil, Titania’s sister Mab, and their manservant Puck Titania: Oberon, are you sure this was a good idea? Oberon: relax, my love. We will appear human to all in attendance, there’s nothing to worry about Titania: okay, I’m trusting you Mab: quiet, the marriage ceremony begins! The marriage ceremony plays out over a quick editing of scenes to trim the marriage speech down Priest(Michael Palin): very well. Then, by the power invested in me by the goddesses Hera and Aphrodite, I now pronounce all three of these couples, man and wife! (each couple kisses) Everyone cheers. However, the man sitting next to Oberon is

Want more TF '07 rewrite? Well, ask and you shall receive. Thus, I give you the Autobot cast of this rewrite. . Peter Cullen as the voice of Optimus Prime. Prime in this film may still be the heroic leader of the Autobots, but now he has the added depth of beginning to feel guilty about bringing the war to Earth. It is also Prime's ability to be 'Strong enough to be gentle', that helps endear the Autobots to humanity. Alt. Mode: Red and Blue Peterbilt Semi Truck. Katie Stuart as the voice of Elita-1. Elita helps to show the kids in the audience that heroism has no specific gender even for the Autobots. She also serves as Optimus' 'Anchor' as she describes it, helping him not to be consumed by guilt. And yes, she is still Prime's girlfriend. Alt. Mode: Pink Kawasaki Ninja e-1 Motorcycle. Will Smith as the voice of Jazz. If you were to give the status of 'cool dude' to any Autobot, Jazz would be it. His affinity for Earth's music also helps quite a lot with this. Alt. Mode: Martini

Da-da-da-dum *snap, snap* Da-da-da-dum *snap, snap* Da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum *snap, snap* They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, they're altogether ooky, the Afton Family! Their house is a museum, when people come to see 'em, They really are a scream, the Afton Family! Da-da-da-dum (neat) Da-da-da-dum (sweet) Da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum (petite) So get a Springlock suit on, An Endo you can crawl on, we're gonna pay a call on, the Afton Family! *snap, snap*