So, have you ever had a
Kitteh or know a friend
with one? Or two or three or four??
Well, you know how they always seem to be right under your feet as you get ready to walk and you end up tripping, trying to avoid smashing them with your feet or you do trip, and either way what ever you were holding onto is now scattered all over the place? (Just hoping it's not that sandwich you just made.
:bademoticon: Seems innocent, right?
Well, I hate to
burst your bubble but they are anything but innocent.
You see, I have 3
Kittehs (and a dog
who sometimes acts like a Kitteh) and a while ago I started noticing a lot of really odd behavior. For instance, one time I came into the kitchen and they were all huddled together and I could swear...
now you're gonna think I'm nuts but... I swear I thought they were whispering to each other!!
When they noticed me they quickly broke apart and 2
started playing with string while the ole lady plopped down
and began cleaning her paw as usual. I shook off the weird feeling it gave me.
I mean, really
, Kittehs whispering to each other?
HAHAHA!!! That's silly!
Kittehs don't talk.
Or do they?
After that day, I was having more and more odd accidents around the house.
Random things started being misplaced like my glasses and my keys
and weird tastes started popping up in my food.
Then, about a month later, I came home early from an appointment and... I caught them!!
There must have been over 20 Kittehs in my house, all sitting in a circle and plotting my demise!!
I was shocked.
I thought maybe I was hallucinating:bademoticon: ,
that maybe some one had slipped something odd
in my afternoon tea at lunch.
Oh, how I wish that were true.
far from it.
Here's the truth... :bademoticon: and I had to accept this so I could keep on my toes
and be hyper-vigilant
about my survival.
And it's not just me!
We are all in danger.
Some of you may have heard of the Illuminati...
A secret organization dating back hundreds, possibly even thousands, of years that actually runs all of our governments and is hell bent on world domination!!
:bademoticon: Well, that's just a front...
A story leaked to the press years ago to keep the really conspiracy hidden.
:bademoticon: You see, there is no Illuminati...
It's actually the IlluminaKitteh!!!!
All cats, every single one, domestic or wild, from a house cat to a jungle lion, all felines are born into the sacred pact of the IlluminaKitteh!!!
I know, I know...
it was hard for me too...
but once you think about it...
it all makes sense.
I'll have to fill you in on details later...
I've started sending messages through Memes to get the word out...
so look of the IlluminaKitteh Memes.:bademoticon: ...
And trust no one!!