Hello, here are some facts about me:
- I am a straight, white male. (Basically, everything SJWs hate)
- My name sorta means "King of the Great River". Not really sure, but I think that's what it comes out to.
- I am an only child, but consider everyone to be my brother and sister in spirit.
- I'm from New Hampshire
- Conservative
- Roman Catholic
- Pro-life.
- Yeah, like I said before, pretty much everything SJWs hate.
Likes: HUGS! (first and foremost XD), Chinese food, emoticons, photography, writing, drawing, philosophy, poetry, Magic: The Gathering, video games, roleplaying (especially DnD), my friends and family (which, to me, are one in the same.)
Dislikes: Radical leftist, religious extremists, militant Atheists, Social Justice Warriors (man, I'm repeating myself a lot aren't I?), pornography, unwarranted arrogance.
Here are some stamps I made for your enjoyment/triggering:

Please come back often, as I try to update frequently. There's always a little something for everybody!
Current Residence: Rumney, New Hampshire
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large
Favourite genre of music: Pretty much anything except most rap (unless it's Knuckles's stage music from Sonic Adventure 2. Those were pretty good)
Favourite style of art: Any except nude or extremely gorey
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: My PSVita
Favourite cartoon character: Mostly characters from old cartoons
Personal Quote: It is my choice to forfeit my life, but it is not my choice for whom I forfeit it.