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First Message.
Hi, Joanne, it’s me. I wanted to ask you if you could pick up Zach from the daycare centre? I’m not going to make it in time since the road’s blocked off for a protest. Some of those God’s New Children freaks going on about the flooding and the singularity again. [sigh] I signed off on you as a secondary caregiver so there shouldn’t be a problem when you go pick him up. I’ll be home before bath time. Love you.
Oh. Also, could you see if ‘Weekly Tech’ got downloaded to the house? I wanted to see if they had the new house AI ready yet. I’d check myself, but he keeps denying me access.
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Next Message.
Hi, this is Kevin from Hardware Repair calling about your fridge and its ordering malfunction, I’m afraid the warranty ran out at the three month mark. According to the records you bought it two years ago. Are you aware our policy is to not service antiques? We would be happy to buy back your fridge, and put the money towards newer models. I’m afraid it’s that or you’ll be eating a lot of frozen pasta for the next little…
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Next Message.
Hey Adventure Seekers! Do you wonder what it was like in the past? Do you crave a little excitement in your life? Come time travel with us, at Path to the Past Theme Park! See the big bang! Walk with dinosaurs! Discover North America and ride the very first space shuttle! Kids get in free Thursdays at noon with two paying adults! Path to the Past! Relive the adventure!
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Next Message.
Hi. This is Charles. Someone tried to break into me three minutes ago. I am pleased to report that I locked the doors and dissuaded them with a large amount of electricity. The house is safe. They left in a hurry, and there’s a strange red wheeled contraption on the lawn. It seems to have some boxes in it. Should I send out the house cleaner to put them in the cupboards? Please call back.
Also, if you talk Deborah into not replacing me, I promise to stop tricking the fridge into ordering pasta.
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Next Message.
Hi, Joanne, it’s me again. I may have gotten a ticket for calling one of the protesters a Word Deleted. They charged my Ident. Card and I’ve been scheduled for a mandatory anger management meeting this evening. You’ll have to put Zach to bed. I know you don’t usually do it, but once you give him his bath and read him something from the classics shelf. Green Eggs and Ham is a good one. [Deep breath] Um… the sleeper pod will take it from there. I won’t be back until late. Ask Charles if you need any help. Okay. Love you, bye bye.
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You have 5 new messages.
First Message.
Hi, Joanne, it’s me. I wanted to ask you if you could pick up Zach from the daycare centre? I’m not going to make it in time since the road’s blocked off for a protest. Some of those God’s New Children freaks going on about the flooding and the singularity again. [sigh] I signed off on you as a secondary caregiver so there shouldn’t be a problem when you go pick him up. I’ll be home before bath time. Love you.
Oh. Also, could you see if ‘Weekly Tech’ got downloaded to the house? I wanted to see if they had the new house AI ready yet. I’d check myself, but he keeps denying me access.
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Next Message.
Hi, this is Kevin from Hardware Repair calling about your fridge and its ordering malfunction, I’m afraid the warranty ran out at the three month mark. According to the records you bought it two years ago. Are you aware our policy is to not service antiques? We would be happy to buy back your fridge, and put the money towards newer models. I’m afraid it’s that or you’ll be eating a lot of frozen pasta for the next little…
Message erased.
Next Message.
Hey Adventure Seekers! Do you wonder what it was like in the past? Do you crave a little excitement in your life? Come time travel with us, at Path to the Past Theme Park! See the big bang! Walk with dinosaurs! Discover North America and ride the very first space shuttle! Kids get in free Thursdays at noon with two paying adults! Path to the Past! Relive the adventure!
End of message. To reply…
Message erased.
Next Message.
Hi. This is Charles. Someone tried to break into me three minutes ago. I am pleased to report that I locked the doors and dissuaded them with a large amount of electricity. The house is safe. They left in a hurry, and there’s a strange red wheeled contraption on the lawn. It seems to have some boxes in it. Should I send out the house cleaner to put them in the cupboards? Please call back.
Also, if you talk Deborah into not replacing me, I promise to stop tricking the fridge into ordering pasta.
End of Message.
Message Filed.
Next Message.
Hi, Joanne, it’s me again. I may have gotten a ticket for calling one of the protesters a Word Deleted. They charged my Ident. Card and I’ve been scheduled for a mandatory anger management meeting this evening. You’ll have to put Zach to bed. I know you don’t usually do it, but once you give him his bath and read him something from the classics shelf. Green Eggs and Ham is a good one. [Deep breath] Um… the sleeper pod will take it from there. I won’t be back until late. Ask Charles if you need any help. Okay. Love you, bye bye.
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Woo! Flash fiction friday challenge complete on a Friday! I was only going to write one but I got a little carried away. I tried to do a little world building here without going all in and having someone explain something. Technically you get 30 seconds per voice mail but I find people don't tend to use the whole 30 seconds. I don't know if I'm going to record this, if I do I need some friends. If you want to help me out and pick a section to read and then email wordofthebard AT gmail.com I'll put together a fancy mp3 and post it somewhere.
It's supposed to be near future, somewhere between 2020 and 2065 so not too much has changed. Just a little bit.
Technically this is part of a much larger project. To read about it and exactly where this challenge fits in Click Here
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Little-Red-HatHobbyist Writer
This is very funny and excellently structured - the use of italics to distinguish between the machine's and people's voices is very effective.
I particularly liked the drama that developed from the "Zach" messages: it was both humorous and an interesting take on the dystopian future genre, and acted as a good constant in the piece.
(And OK, I'll be honest - I blinked twice at the ellipsis.)
Fab piece!
I particularly liked the drama that developed from the "Zach" messages: it was both humorous and an interesting take on the dystopian future genre, and acted as a good constant in the piece.
(And OK, I'll be honest - I blinked twice at the ellipsis.)
Fab piece!
JustBecause62Hobbyist General Artist
I much like it! 
Ice-Cove27Hobbyist General Artist
That's so cool...I can't wait!
WhiteRavenLordHobbyist Writer
Hmmm, an interesting take on the project.
WhiteRavenLordHobbyist Writer
Sounds about right.
LucianHarrisHobbyist General Artist
Pretty interesting 
This is really cool. I'm impressed with how much story you told and how much world you built with such little text.
I tried to run several similar themes through the messages to make the sort of story of the day (partner delayed, need to get kid, problem with the fridge ordering too much pasta etc). Most of the stuff is just little clues that I was counting on the readers to pick up. Things that are just sort of taken for granted to give the world a bit of depth and a sense of being much bigger than the immediate character.
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