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Outside in the front yard snow some things have landed hard. The porch light shines on glowing eyes, and fanged shapes in the yard. It’s dragons, quite a lot of them, but none among the perils. Unless my ears are playing tricks, they’re singing Christmas Carols! Go down and grab the stock pot and make some treats that crunch. We’ve got to give them something nice that doesn’t cost a bunch. They all look very serious, so I have got a hunch That we had best contrive to make a hogshead full of punch. Oh look! A Gold’s conducting, while three Silvers are all singing. Those Bronzes with the cotton gloves have got hand bells they’re ringing! The Coppers all sing madrigals assisted by the Brasses, Here come some hopeful Kobolds—INCOMING NOW! Hat passes! I think we have some ‘Fun Size’ Heath bars left from Halloween. Yes, use that trash can for the punch, just make sure that it’s clean! You have to brew a warming sup and make sure they will like it. Quick! Bring my XO brandy up!  We’re

Outside in the front yard snow some things have landed hard. The porch light shines on glowing eyes, and fanged shapes in the yard. It’s dragons, quite a lot of them, but none among the perils. Unless my ears are playing tricks, they’re singing Christmas Carols! Go down and grab the stock pot and make some treats that crunch. We’ve got to give them something nice that doesn’t cost a bunch. They all look very serious, so I have got a hunch That we had best contrive to make a hogshead full of punch. Oh look! A Gold’s conducting, while three Silvers are all singing. Those Bronzes with the cotton gloves have got hand bells they’re ringing! The Coppers all sing madrigals assisted by the Brasses, Here come some hopeful Kobolds—INCOMING NOW! Hat passes! I think we have some ‘Fun Size’ Heath bars left from Halloween. Yes, use that trash can for the punch, just make sure that it’s clean! You have to brew a warming sup and make sure they will like it. Quick! Bring my XO brandy up!  We’re

With apologies to the Man in Black who wasn't Sauron Gorthaur! Gollum: Love... is a precious thing... And my love.... is a golden ring. This ring... is my desire But it's become... A RING OF FIRE! We fell in with a burning ring of fire! Towers fall as the flames rise higher... And it burns burns BURNS US! The Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire... Three Orcs dressed as a mariachi band play a trumpet fanfare Frodo: My Uncle... He found this ring... I must destroy... the cursed thing! On Mt. Doom... We two climb higher... To dispose of... this Ring of Fire! I must end Sauron's wretched ring of fire Things right now are getting pretty dire And it burns and burns... The Ring of Fire... The Ring of Fire! Same three orcs. They won't go away until you tip them. Sam: My boss... He's got this ring... I'm lugging it... and him, and Sting. Lava makes... my toes perspire... While I haul up... This Ring of Fire. Time to toss the Dark Lord's darned Ring of Fire! This volcano will