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On the 1st day of Christmas
Miroku asked me
Would you bear my child please?

On the 2nd day of Christmas
Sango gave to me
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?

On the 3rd day of Christmas
Myoga gave to me
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?

On the 4th day of Christmas
Shippo gave to me
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?

On the 5th day of Christmas
Sesshomaru gave to me
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?

On the 6th day of Christmas
InuYasha gave to me
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?

On the 7th day of Christmas
Kagome gave to me
A bow and 7 arrows
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?

On the 8th day of Christmas
Naraku gave to me
8 saimyosho
A bow and 7 arrows
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?

On the 9th day of Christmas
Koga gave to me
9 animal bones
8 saimyosho
A bow and 7 arrows
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?

On the 10th day of Christmas
Kikyo gave to me
10 healing herbs
9 animal bones
8 saimyosho
A bow and 7 arrows
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?

On the 11th day of Christmas
Kagura gave to me
11 flying feathers
10 healing herbs
9 animal bones
8 saimyosho
A bow and 7 arrows
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?

On the 12th day of Christmas
Rin gave to me
12 pretty flowers
11 flying feathers
10 healing herbs
9 animal bones
8 saimyosho
A bow and 7 arrows
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?

Completion Date: Wed. Nov. 16/05
Disclaimer & Author's Notes: I don't own InuYasha whatsoever. It respectively belongs to Rumiko Takahashi. This is a song filk that I created using the song "The 12 Days of Christmas". I did a ReBoot one 2 years before and I thought about doing this one 1 year before. I just never got around to doing it until now. I started working on this Oct. 22, 2005 and it's finally completed. I hope everyone enjoys it. ^_^


Reference:

If you happen to be confused about any of the verses, I've created this reference guide to help you out. Miroku is typically groping Sango's butt and asking every woman he meets to bear his child so the first verse is perfect for his lecherous habits. Sango typically uses a gas mask when in a miasma or poisonous fog is around. Myoga is a flea and likes to suck blood so he is a flea that bites. Shippo's usually has toys that can also become weapons like the spinning top. In the video game "InuYasha: The Secrets of the Cursed Mask", he can be seen in a certain random event giving Ishimaru a firecracker. I find Sesshomaru to be very stoic so of course he wouldn't give anyone anything. InuYasha is always rude to Kagome and he would also never share his ramen. LOL Sacred arrows could be referred to both Kagome and Kikyo so I left that verse at normal arrows. Saimyosho are Naraku's poisonous insects. Koga's demon tribe hunt animals to eat and would typically have the bones left over after they finish their meal. Kikyo and Kaede are priestesses. Their purpose is to heal the sick and injured so a priestess would typically have healing herbs with her. Kagura takes a feather out of her hair and transforms it into a larger feather that she always flies off on when travelling. Rin loves picking flowers. I find she also loves to make them into head wreathes.


P.S. If you know ReBoot or How To Train Your Dragon, feel free to check out those versions too. ;) (Wink)

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It rhymes well and like the song it is parodying, it gets progressively more and more packed with eack verse. Each gift from each character is perfectly suited to them, especially Sesshomaru. The fact that he gives 'absolutely nothing' is perfect! Inuyasha giving rude comments is fitting to his brash and abrasive personality along with Miroku asking for someone to bear his child is fairly funny to imagine. The way each character was reflected in what they gave in this is done well. Naraku giving a gift was unexpected but the saimyosho were a fitting choice for him. Keep up the good work.
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Dancergirl88 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2016
Love it :)
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
TY :)
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Dancergirl88 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016
You're welcome :)
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RandomAbsol7404 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2016  Student General Artist
I could see for Sesshomaru along with absolutely nothing; 5 death threats
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
That would work too.
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144midnightrose Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016
Omg I couldnt stop laughing at the sesshomaro part
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome! Thumbs Up  I luv hearing that. When I was writing this, the 5th verse came out like that accidentally but it was a good accident and ended up being funny and perfect. I'm glad you like it. :D
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AngeGummyWormLover Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
hahahahahaha "Absolutely nothing" lol....that was spected from Sesshomaro :D :D :D :D
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:iconmelmuff:
MelMuff Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup! :D
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AngeGummyWormLover Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
lol....:D:D:D:D:D
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Iyarito Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014
"absolutely nothing" hahahahah
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:iconmelmuff:
MelMuff Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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TheSerialPoet Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014
"Absolutely nothing" I cracked up. XD
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:iconmelmuff:
MelMuff Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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XoLovemeforeverOx Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Sesshomaru's was the best!
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup! I was thinking too hard on what he would give then it hit me that he would give nothing.
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XoLovemeforeverOx Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
I would think that he would give kimonos, since that is what he gave Rin every time he visited her
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:iconmelmuff:
MelMuff Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah! He does that now. I created this 9 years ago before he did that.
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XoLovemeforeverOx Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
To everyone else though, he would probably give them nothing, or at least give Inuyasha a few bruises.
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
True
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silver2525 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Lol I liked what fluffy gave me, he gave me air meaning.... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!! XD
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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silver2525 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Lol
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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MeTheAnimeLover7 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013
This was GREAT!!! Loved it;-) I laughed a lot:))..and I'm still doing it=))
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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200inuyasha Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013   Traditional Artist
This is so awesome XD I'm so gonna sing this on Christmas. My favorite part is absolutely nothing Giggle 
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Great! :D
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200inuyasha Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013   Traditional Artist
Awesome job changing the song lolWink/Razz 
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:iconmelmuff:
MelMuff Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
TY :)
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200inuyasha Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014   Traditional Artist
No problem ;p
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MIDwolfdemon12 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013
"absolutely nothing" laughed so hard!!!
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MeTheAnimeLover7 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013
Me too=)) That part was one of the best:)) I mean, imagine asking Sesshomaru for something: he would rather kill you or give you a cold look ("Are you crazy?!?!")
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy to hear that.
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Aqureshi1 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
*Laughing to hard to comment*
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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hellmaster32 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I absolutely love this I ended up singing it XD
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Glad you enjoyed it. :)
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Storylady35 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
I loved it! Ended up singing the whole thing. But i found myself naturally saying 'and a 'would you bare my child please?'

And yep, Sesshomaru's 'Absolutly.... NOTHING!" ahhh, that's mean Sesshy.


Loved it!
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm happy to hear this. :)
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Celtic8Raven8Mage Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
X3
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eventspredeterminedd Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:lmao: niiice. :XD: "Absalulty nothing!" :rofl: "6 rude comments." :rofl: "will you bear my child please?" :rofl:
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
TY :) u liked it.
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eventspredeterminedd Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
i didnt like it................................... i flippin LOVED IT!!!!!!!! :XD:
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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Contratle Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, my...god! That has to be the most hilarious Christmas song yet! You really thought about it carefully, huh? To come up with all that...just, wow.
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Some verses I thought really hard on and some just came naturally to me. Thanx! I'm glad you like it. :)
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Contratle Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:D
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Luciteo Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL. Love this.
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MelMuff Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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