A Lyrical Tale
So, Tuesday Afternoon I went that way down on Highway 61 and talked to the Old Man down the road. He said I could be Lost in Love and a Lucky Man if I could get some Love Potion #9 from Ruby Tuesday. He said her address is 157 Riverside Avenue, down by the river. I took his Pink Cadillac out on Ventura Highway. I drove all night, but had to stop at the Home By The Sea. The next morning, I had a Rubber Biscuit and a cream tangerine for breakfast, then headed toward the crossroads. When I got to the crossroads, I picked up a sweet hitchhker named Jumping Jack Flash. We shared a glass onion and a tangerine for lunch, and finally arrived at Ruby Tuesday's house, on Pooh corner. It was next to the House Of The Rising Sun, and just across from Strawberry Fields on Penny Lane. When we arrived, I realized that I was really thirsty, so I took a long pull from a fifth of Beethoven.
Johnny B. Goode and Peg