Lyrical Genius-- Riff 15
"If you're not feelin' the way that your bedrin is dressin' don't be stressin', send 'em in my direction please." -- Hoodie, Lady Sovereign
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"What the hell do you think you're wearing?" was about all that Piper had to say. There she was, at the bottom of the stairs to the apartment, waiting to get to Rex and Nathan's house for some kind of big... surprise, as Rex had put it. But she was having trouble fathoming the reason as to why anyone would ever wear what her friend and roommate happened to be wearing.
First of all, it was hot pink, which is a color Piper knew her good friend had never worn before. Ever. For good reason, apparently.
Second, it was leopard print, which really has absolutely no reasonable explanation as to why it should be worn.
Third, it was leather. Leather, for God's sake!! It... LEATHER!
Last, it was... Short. And not like, acceptably short. It wasn't even 12-year-old-who-imitates-pop-stars short. It was like, that-pop-star-they're-trying-to-imita