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For reals, though. Who would win in a fight between Batman and a really pissed off bear. I mean, I know Batman is smart and everything, but this bear is... REALLY pissed off.
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Given 2010-11-13
Gender Comparison Study by ~Melancton is an extremely amusing look at the differences between men and women. Just brilliant! ( Featured by kangel )
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Musher-Mayhem Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
The outcome really depends on if it is a mother bear with cubs or not.  A regular bear is smart enough to back down eventually.  However, I don't know a live person dumb enough to duke it out with an angry mother bear.
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Contraltissimo Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
This is the best thing on the internet.  :rofl:
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EotenHazel Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Batman? Pff, boys are so weird.


The bear would totally win.
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Elera Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2011
The more I look at this, the funnier Batman's pose gets. I don't care who wins, as long as I get to watch.

Okay that's a lie I'd be heartbroken if Bats got mauled to death
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Darkgon01 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2011
dont look in my head its even more random than that
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deviantzmaj Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011
Batman! :smoking:
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llamamammadingdong Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011
So true XD
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BojanPapic Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
i return here from time to time to enjoy sweet truth :D In the mean time I found this on the related subject [link]
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Captainaverage Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
Aha, this is awesome. Mostly because I love both Batman AND bears!
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:iconbishiaddict-debonair:
So basically...men are idiots.
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CelestiaLily Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
... Pffh, what gender comparison? I think about fights like this all the time! (And yes, my gender is of the girl variety.) I know this is cheating, but can I put my money on the invisible ninjas in the room? ...Or Alfred? Or perhaps you, the author who can bend space, time and reality in this comic? Speaking of which, you've done a FANTASTIC job on this piece. Keep up the great work!
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zespair Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Batman would win! awesome comic
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ceebers Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2011
AW MAN, THAT'S LIKE THE HARDEST QUESTION EVER, BRO!

Does the fight go by prison rules?
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SHADO-Commander Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
Never has it been stated more truthfully or accurately.
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CluelessRae Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011
I have to admit, I'd be thinking what the man is. I mean, you can have romance anytime. A bear against batman is something you will rarely be able to witness. Unless you're batman and you have a fondness for fighting bears. Which I am not.

:'(
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xXFinal-FusionXx Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
this just made my day
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CaptainDestructo Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010
Is true! The real difference between genders has been discovered!!! By the way, that is a good question...I'm going to say it would be a stalemate. Or Batman would kill the bear, then get sad cos he had to kill it, then die from blood loss.
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Shizuka-Ame Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2010
Oh god. :'D :heart:
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eveline26 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010
this...is awesome
i like the classic cartoon style drawing
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XenonXylophone Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2010
This is great!
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tranquil-inferno Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010
Oh the truth! It burns! :onfire:
This comic is hillarious! :XD:
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rerewolflover Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2010
lmao this is great!
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zxtan Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
ROFL
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sheepalchemist Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Professional General Artist
jajajaja... two hundred on the bear
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SkaTiki Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
How much time would Batman have to prepare for the fight? Ahh I'm sure he'd have some kind of tranquilizer ready in any case lol. Nice work.
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M-Milburn Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconcongratsddplz:
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Bea-divinepassion Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
WoW! Amazingly done!
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Clairvoire Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
How pissed off is Batman?
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Chocoreaper Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahahha i do that too sometimes... i have a lot of guy friends n when they talk about serious stuff i always think of something else random & completely out of the topic
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PkingSora Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Professional General Artist
LOL XD OH man..um...; w; the bear..
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cellophaneman Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
Reminds me of an ASP comic I read once...
[link]
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snowleezard Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
Batman would win but he'd spend the next month or two in the hospital
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HeirOfGlee Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Professional General Artist
or on a bear rug
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theubbergeek2 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
I loled. XD
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awsmdragonqueen Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Epic :lol:
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arctic-dragonwolf Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
so that's what's in his head? figures.
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Hopethefangirl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Batman. Hands down.

This was funny, I laughed :)
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Johnny-Radar Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
Beyond Awesome!!!11!!1
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smacksak Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
hillarious!
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KuroneDLC Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Student General Artist
I agree, except I act more like the man.

"The chemical property refers to a matter..."

"Could a bear kill an alligator?"
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CupSmou Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
wow how very not true and very enraging and offensive to both men and women
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Clairvoire Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
I agree! I revised the comic to better illustrate how gender roles have evolved since the 70's [link]
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NotSoAverageJoe Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Preach on my sista
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Chekkata Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
Exactly. This lowers my opinion of DeviantArt as a whole.
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ShySlasher Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Calm down people, it's just a comic. It's only purpose is to entertain, not to be taken overly serious.
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speedlight Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
Do you think comics where the punchline is "Women, get back in the kitchen, haha! Make me a sandwich!" are funny, too?
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ShySlasher Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Okay, I'm a woman, and I think that as long as the artist isn't literally attacking all women with the slur, then I don't think it's a big deal. Like I said, it's a JOKE.
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speedlight Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
I think you're missing the point.

Jokes like that aren't funny, for a reason. You don't have to be a misogynist to make misogynistic remarks or implications. I'm sure the artist probably didn't realize he was being ignorant, or making a comic that's pretty bigoted.

Gender stereotyping isn't funny. Pushing the idea of gender roles isn't funny.

What's the joke again?
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ShySlasher Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
I'm the one missing the point?

I completely understand the point that you're making (it is offensive to some women), but it's not always completely one sided like that. I doubt many people actually take things like this as offensive anymore.

And besides, it's the internet. You can't take everything so seriously, there will always be something that you don't agree with, it's no need to get worked up.
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smc0414 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
BATMAN!
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