She had the kinda nose that looked even cuter with a straw and mirror beneath it
Did I fall in love or just fall off the wagon?
My Myspace Lolita. Dolores on the ::SNIFF!:: dotted line
"Lo" in the morning in one sock. high in highheels the rest of the day
She was the poster child for every anonymous meeting known to man
And for a good time you could find her number scrawled on the wall of the Red Light Confessional
"This hotel charges by the hour because of her. And you? You're the reason we keep bibles in every room."
No suit and tie required for this party.
Raincoats are optional but be prepared to show fake ID
Enter Stage Left: The Head Nurse
She swallows her pride while fondling my colostomy bag
Love is in the air tonight
And its aroma is pungent
She's livin' it up when I'm going down
And another one bites the crust
She might not be "The One" but I'll be damned if she'll be "The One that got Away"
A lone baracuda in a sea of pubescent grunion drowning in the spawn