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Dent to Her Credentials (Master Q Parody)

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Based on the Chinese comic panels from: img1.qq.com/comic/pics/6532/65…

:B3d: Bucktooth 3D 50x50 derp And this is why I believe in :badteethdance:free public and privately provided:badteethdance:dental care for everypony!

Dental Patients in the Waiting Room
(Top down on left side)
Sir Artemis Derpington by SirDerpington89
Chrom Chill by chromchill12
Cherry Cream by SecretMonsters
Derpy Hooves
Sweet Tooth by kalsagnia

(Top down on right side)
Lyra Heartstrings
Berry Punch
Trixie Lulamoon
Scootaloo
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ThePreeminent's avatar

Not so surprising when it comes to Pinkie Pie. Her diet clearly makes her the big target of dentists, because of how her teeth are all truly damaged.

meiyeezhu's avatar

If you think her sugary diet was bad, wait until you hear how bad it was for the Tudor nobles

BrightBulb13's avatar

After reading the comments I understand why free dental jokes are so highly used in American media and other stuff relating

meiyeezhu's avatar

HAHAAHAHA, we are SO screwed!!

Fistron's avatar
Me : Pinkie Pie, just pay the bills. :X
meiyeezhu's avatar
Do you know how many Americans go to Mexico JUST to get cheap dental care??!!

Fistron's avatar
No. . . . . . . . . . I am Brazilian.
suntwilig's avatar
*kam grade rein als pinkie pie mit ein fiesen lächeln an mir vorbei ging  das erschrockene gesiecht der Ärztin (wie Heist sie noch mal?) sah!

lass mich raten: sie haben den preis verraten und sie hat sich dafür gerächt richtig?
meiyeezhu's avatar
Translation and interpretation:

:iconsuntwilig: *Enters the room while Pinkie passes by with a nasty grin; sees the face of the frightened doctor (Ihr Name ist Colgate / Minuette)*

Let me guess: You have revealed to her the price and now she is advocating for vengeance, correct?

Response:

English
Minuette --->Hatsune Miku-07 (Cries) I just wanna raise enough money to buy new advanced dental equipment!

German
Minuette --->Hatsune Miku-07 (Cries) Ich will einfach nur genug Geld zu sammeln, um neue modernsten zahnmedizinischen Geräten kaufen!
suntwilig's avatar
*sah das sie weinte und tröstete sie*

das ist ein edler Gedanke aber wen man es übertriebt,
kann es nach hinten los gehen!

*ich holte ein check und stift raus während ich mit einer Bewegung den raum deutete*

also wie viel kostet alles zusammen?
meiyeezhu's avatar
Translation and interpretation:

:iconsuntwilig: *Saw that she was crying and comforts her*

That's very noble of you, but if you overcharge your services, it's gonna backfire on you!

*I took a pen and pointed at the space I was checking out*

How much money do you need?

Response:

English
Minuette --->Momo Kisaragi (Tears) [V7] I need 5720 bits to repair the broken dental X-ray machine, 2900 bits to resupply the anesthetic gas containers, 1200 bits to pay for the electricity, water and gas bills, and 800 bits to resupply the antiseptic alcohol cleaners for my dental tools. My bills are almost due and my home is under threat of foreclosure by the banks! That's why I had to overcharge my patients!

German
Minuette -->Momo Kisaragi (Tears) [V7] Ich brauche 5720 Bits, um die gebrochenen Zahnröntgengerät und 2900 Bits zu reparieren, um die Anästhesiegasbehälter und 1200 Bit Nachschub für die Strom-, Wasser- und Gasrechnungen, und 800 Bits zahlen, um die antiseptischen Alkohol-Reiniger für meine zahnmedizinischen Werkzeugen versorgen. Meine Rechnungen sind fast in der Nähe der Fälligkeit und meine Heimat ist in Gefahr der Abschottung von den Banken! Das ist, warum ich meinen Patienten überladen!
suntwilig's avatar
 das sind zu samen 10620 Bits!

*sah sie überrascht an*

wow! das ist wirklich höhe summe!
 
*schreib vier Milliarden auf das Papier und gab es ihr*

der Rest ist für den Fall, wen die banken auch was möchten. die Krümmel-Bits (der wirkliche Rest)
ist Dan für dich!

*sah sie trösten an*

ich hab wegen meine Erfolgs Sache in mahnhaten und den handel mit den diamanten Hunden so viele Bits, das die banken formlich betteln das ich das Geld unter die menschen bringen soll anstatt es zusparen! also um mir muss du keine sorgen machen!
meiyeezhu's avatar
Translation and interpretation:

:iconsuntwilig: That's 10,620 bits in total!

*Colgate looks surprised*

That is a really high sum!  Like, WOW!!

*reads four billion on the paper and shows it to her *

The rest of the other sum is for the money interest you owe to the banks, those CRUMBY bits (actual cost)

*looks at her as I comfort her*

Fortunately for you, I have my ties in Manehattan; I can get the the Diamond Dog friends to obtain so much treasure, the bankers will be begging to trade all their bits for me! You'll have nothing to worry about!

Response:

English
Colgate: Thank you so much! I promise I will get back to charging my essential services for reasonable prices! 

German
Colgate: Vielen, vielen Dank! Ich verspreche, dass ich mein Lade wesentlichen Dienstleistungen zu vernünftigen Preisen zu starten!
suntwilig's avatar
*ich sah sie lächelnd an*

 mir müssen sie das nicht versprechen, sondern ihre kunden!

*deutete mit den Daumen zur tür wo einige Leute verängstig rein schauen und Coatete müsste schlugen.
ich ihr ein Paket von ihre "unbekannten Freundin" ab gebe und raus kaum* unterdessen stante pinke verblüffend dar!

Pinkie pie (ah) #2 plz du hast ihr keine Lektion erteilt?

warum sollte ich es wen es dein "Schauspieler-Talent" es schon getan hat?

Pinkie Pie Scream01 WAS!?

EqG Pinkie Pie (WTF) Plz  ....

EqG Pinkie Pie Poker Face ach ja stimmt !

*lehnte sich vor*

EqG Pinkie Pie (Confusion) Plz woher Wustes du das ,das es nicht echt war?

*ich gab ich ein kürzer tipp in ihr Gesicht*

dein und ihr 
Gesicht hat es verraten!

EqG Pinkie Pie (Wink wink nudge nudge) Plz ach so! hi hi!  (ha ha!)
meiyeezhu's avatar
Translation and interpretation:

:iconsuntwilig: *I saw her smiling*

Promise me you won't cheat on your customers again...

*jerked my thumb towards the door to gesture the people standing nearby, who looked pretty scared right now*

*Colgate swallows with anxiety*

(Pinkie Pie suddenly appears in the scene)

Pinkie pie (ah) #2 plz You hadn't taught her a lesson?!

:iconsuntwilig: Why should I, since you had already done so with your "acting talent'?

Pinkie Pie Scream01 WHAT?!

EqG Pinkie Pie (WTF) Plz  .... (Pinkie shudders in fear)

EqG Pinkie Pie Poker Face Oh really?

*leans forward*

EqG Pinkie Pie (Confusion) Plz How did you know it was not real?

*I gave a little hint at her face*

:iconsuntwilig:Your face has betrayed you! (She did all the expressions that inadvertently reveal that she was acting)



EqG Pinkie Pie (Wink wink nudge nudge) Plz Oh yeah!! Hahaha!


(So I guess the lesson here is, when the economy is in the sh!t, do your best to help out and not criticize their business decisions?)
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meiyeezhu's avatar
Way to convince people to die an agonizing death of tooth infection, Pinkie!
pheeph's avatar
None of those patients like what they heard behind that door...
ChromArtChill's avatar
Fun fact: When I was little I went to the dentist to extract me a wisdom tooth, I scream so hard by the pain that I make all the other kids run away xDD
meiyeezhu's avatar
Looks like my art has imitated someone's real life (only this time, the pain WAS real)
sigel4ever's avatar
emmmm very brutal joke i presume!
meiyeezhu's avatar
I guess I never realize how brutal and sadistic Chinese comics are
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