Hey y’all, me here
...And do you hear that, my old friend? I am the descendant of Chipmunks and Chipettes family all this time, you nosey swine! They may hardly be able to come and get me... and interfering from achieving my goal in the name of 'lifetime' vengeance. For the sake of my mother... and my cousins, you... and every Mega Man fanbase are nothing but unforgivable, and I will FREAK you all lest you don't ever gonna behave. You may not realize that I'm your biggest fan from such a long time. But I'm afraid that's hardly for me to go on very soon... just like the others. For now, you just might as well remember me, your TRUE worst nightmare - Darwin Seville, a.k.a. Nega-Alvin, who will save you all from this suffering, the confusion, AND your meaningless game once and for all... or neither my name's Lord Voldemort!!!!!
Ah hell nah