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            “All ashore!” announced Willy Wonka when the boat came to a complete stop.             “Get me off of this thing!” grumbled Sam as he helped his daughter Violet off the boat. They overheard Veruca telling her father she actually didn’t want a boat like that. Apparently, it took a traumatizing moment like that for her not to nag her father to get something. Sam pulled his own daughter aside.             “You alright, Vi?” he asked. His daughter looked a little nervous, and then made a hand motion suggesting that she wanted to whisper in his ear. He bent down.             “I didn’t want anyone to know about this Dad, but I didn’t know if there would be bathroom breaks on this tour, or how long it would be so I decided to wear one of the diapers I use for my bedwetting problem. Let’s just say I’m glad I did,” she whispered. Sam patted her on the back.             “It’ll be our secret, those things are absorbent,” he whispered.             “Hair cream?” asked Charlie and