Do you know those journal memes that tell you to list ten or so of your friends and then answer some questions with them in? Like, "If 3 and 6 baked a cake together, what flavor is it?"
This is a generator of such questions. You put in some names of your friends, copy-paste (or rewrite) the ten questions it throws together for you, and then answer them somewhere. If you like this little assistent, it'd be grand if you could link back here so that others can find it.
Thanks to everyone who helped with the ideas, and the ones who came up with the original memes of that kind.
Also everyone who commented, faved and shared their crazy questions and answers! Very fun to watch.
Edit: (Do2Mo3Y2o10) Messed a bit with the coding (it now remembers names for the next round!), and added some more placeholders. Hope everything still works as, well, much as it did before.
Edit: (Do3M1oY2o08) I DID fix a few of the smaller problems, but kept forgetting to upload it! But, here we go.
Mysteries of the Meme:
"How did you do this?"
I'm not a big programmer, so those aren't really all that hard to make. You WILL need to know how dynamic textfields in Flash work, and then there's a non-fatal buttload of random and not-so-random variables, arrays, and a bunch of if-thens. And maybe a for-loop or two. I apologize if this isn't much help. Also, mind you, I kept the programming simple - the meme's dumbness can be half the fun, I mean, come ON, don't tell me you took this meme and expected SERIOUS questions.
"It didn't use some of the names I put in!"
FIXED! It won't just ignore any of the names you picked anymore. For the moment at the cost of the name order not being randomized, but I'll change that again as I redo the coding of this thing.
"It used the same name twice in one question!"
FIXED! No more evil twins. Or at least, it's far more unlikely now. After all, evil twins DO exist.
"A question showed up twice or more!"
Not fixed yet, but it doesn't seem all that fatal for the moment.
"The program skipped a question, or I pressed "Next" too early! Can you put in a Back button?"
If I ever redo the thing completely, there'll be more varied questions, placeholders, and I'll see what's the best way to solve this. Until then, good luck, and don't press "Next" too early.
Questions not making sense, being awkward as heck, not using proper grammar:
Make the best of it.
This is a generator of such questions. You put in some names of your friends, copy-paste (or rewrite) the ten questions it throws together for you, and then answer them somewhere. If you like this little assistent, it'd be grand if you could link back here so that others can find it.
Thanks to everyone who helped with the ideas, and the ones who came up with the original memes of that kind.
Also everyone who commented, faved and shared their crazy questions and answers! Very fun to watch.
Edit: (Do2Mo3Y2o10) Messed a bit with the coding (it now remembers names for the next round!), and added some more placeholders. Hope everything still works as, well, much as it did before.
Edit: (Do3M1oY2o08) I DID fix a few of the smaller problems, but kept forgetting to upload it! But, here we go.
Mysteries of the Meme:
"How did you do this?"
I'm not a big programmer, so those aren't really all that hard to make. You WILL need to know how dynamic textfields in Flash work, and then there's a non-fatal buttload of random and not-so-random variables, arrays, and a bunch of if-thens. And maybe a for-loop or two. I apologize if this isn't much help. Also, mind you, I kept the programming simple - the meme's dumbness can be half the fun, I mean, come ON, don't tell me you took this meme and expected SERIOUS questions.
"It didn't use some of the names I put in!"
FIXED! It won't just ignore any of the names you picked anymore. For the moment at the cost of the name order not being randomized, but I'll change that again as I redo the coding of this thing.
"It used the same name twice in one question!"
FIXED! No more evil twins. Or at least, it's far more unlikely now. After all, evil twins DO exist.
"A question showed up twice or more!"
Not fixed yet, but it doesn't seem all that fatal for the moment.
"The program skipped a question, or I pressed "Next" too early! Can you put in a Back button?"
If I ever redo the thing completely, there'll be more varied questions, placeholders, and I'll see what's the best way to solve this. Until then, good luck, and don't press "Next" too early.
Questions not making sense, being awkward as heck, not using proper grammar:
Make the best of it.
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what song could be lyra's theme song?: something extremely hyper.
can shadow be a bad influence?: yes. definitely.
Will ness eat those green eggs and ham?: why is this a question, and i don't know
Oh no, vio got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?: "do you believe now?"
Would you marry lucas?: let's save that for ness.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What is or would be a good nickname for blue?: the actual worst.
What would you do if ninten and villa were going out?: be confused and kind of jealous.
Who would win in a duel, red or vio? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?: red, because vio just wouldn't do it. it doesn't matter what kind of duel, he won't care.
Do you trust claus?: yes.
If villa played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?: a somewhat misunderstood sadist.
that was a ride
THE DESTRUCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE
IM CRYING BECAUSE ITS TRUE
Friend meme thing
yeah...
oh hell no
Me: Dammit, you didn't die.
Does Jalani make you hot?
Me: F*ck no. What the h3ll?
Crowley. Definitely Crowley.
1. Can The Joker be bad influence?
NOOOOOO!!!!!! no. way.
2. Super fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Harley Quinn and Catwoman! How will it go?
hmm.... epically
3. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Batman and Harley Quinn, and why?
oh that's a hard one...
4. Do you think Iron man is a virgin?
y-e-s... XD (this is hilarious!!!)
5. Describe Catwoman in five words.
Super, awesome, mischievous, cool and hilarious
6. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Deadpool and Harley Quinn, and why?
O.O both would be awesome for a villain... just not a hero
7. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Batwoman or Harley Quinn?
Harley Quinn!
8. Would you love to read The Joker's very personal diary?
yuss!
9. What song could be Harley Quinn's theme song?
Pretty little psycho by porcelain black
10. If Spiderman and Black Widow teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
wut?...
Really fun btw!
1. Name something you have in common with Alyssa?
- EVERYTHING BECAUSE DAT'S ME
2. Would you marry Annoying Dog?
- No.
just...
no.
3. How do your and Hannah's talents add up?
- Rly gr8 m8 cause she's a second degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and I can lift my dad up with just my back
4. What song could be Temmie's theme song?
- TEM SHOP!!!
5. Who's Molly dating?
- Nobody as far as I know
6. Who is Mettaton's best friend?
- Blooky :3
7. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with Hayden and Alyssa! How will it go?
- WE WOULD BOTH LOSE EACH OTHER IN A MIRROR MAZE AND HAVE TO BE ESCORTED OUT BECAUSE WE ARE IDIOTS AND COULDN'T FIND THE EXIT ON OUR OWN
8. Name something you have in common with Papyrus?
- We both talk extremely loud. Seriously, my parents will tell me to lower my voice, and when I'm quiet they ask what's wrong.
9. How do your and Alex's talents add up?
- He's a good contortionist and breakdancer.
I can't do either.
10. If Sans and Molly were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen?
- Someone would die.
1. Who's Alyssa dating?
- Imma single Pringle
2. What was your first impression of Madison?
- A shy girl who didn't talk much. Boy was I wrong.
3. Who would win in a duel, Hannah or Molly? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
- They'd probs pick a meme duel, Hannah would most likely win.
4. What would you do if you hadn't met Harrison?
- Not be shipped with him by two of our friends. (Not listed)
5. Who is Molly's best friend?
- Mandy/Madison/Hannah/Me
6. Oh no, Riley got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
- FISH YOU HAVE RETURNED (His nickname is Fish)
7. Does Hayden make you hot?
- NEVER HAS AND NEVER WILL
8. What's Tray's opinion on cheese?
- Idunno
9.What would you do if Thomas confessed love to you?
- Probably fREAK BECAUSE NOBODY LOVES ME
10. What song could be Cal's theme song?
- DICK IN A BOX
1. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Frisk or Flowey?
- Frisk.
2. What song could be Chara's theme song?
- Hmmm.....Kill Everybody by Skrillex.
3. Who's Toriel dating?
- Sans.
4. Do you think Asriel is a virgin?
- He's young, and was a flower for most of his life, so yes I do.
5. Would you marry Sans?
- Mmmmmmmaybe
6. What do you think about Asgore?
- He's a scared king who can't name for shite.
7. What's Papyrus's opinion on cheese?
- He doesn't have one. Spaghetti all the way.
8. Alphys got turned into an animal! What animal is it?
- SHE'S ALREADY A LIZARD
9. What do you think about Flowey?
A soulless deceiving flower who is really just a screwed over cinnamon roll.
10. What would you do without Undyne?
- Probs go make regretti spaghetti with Paps.
1. What was your first impression of Kankuro?
- "Punch that asshat right in the face, Naruto!".
2. What song could be Gaara's theme song?
- Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls.
3. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Kakashi or Hinata?
-
5. Naruto just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
-
6. What is or would be a good nickname for Choji?
- Um, I don't know. Cheeji? Like Cheesy? Nope? Just me? Ok...
9. What would you do without Sasuke?
- I'd buy a Kazoo.
8. How did you meet Kyoko?
- One too many acid trips down a chocolate river.
9. What would Hidan not be caught dead in?
- A shirt.
10. Kakashi is actually Sakura in disguise, you know.
-
100000 fangirl's dreams just got crushed..
2. Have you dreamt of Flowey before?
I dreamt of poking him..
3. If you could do anything with Papyrus, what would it be?
Teach him how to make edible food..
4. Have you ever been in Mettaton's house?
No, and if I do I'll probably be scared for life.
5. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Chara or Undyne?
This isn't even a question.. (Undyne)
6. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Gaster and Undyne! How will it go?
Gaster will leave & Undyne becomes sushi
7. In a race between you, Frisk and Toriel, who would win?
Frisk probs..
8. Does Undyne have any pets?
She probs has a pet fish O3O
9. Have you ever had lunch together with Toriel?
Yuz, It wasn't the best..
10. Does Asriel have any pets?
Probs a puppy
Last part of Undertale XD
I would be normal
2. Will Flowey eat those green eggs and ham?
Probs both
3. Have you ever been in Papyrus's house?
Yuz
4. Ever slept in the same room with Mettaton?
No and i'll pass thx
5. What advice would you give Chara?
Go to a psychiaFRISK (claps slowly)
6. What would you do if Gaster confessed love to you?
I would lock myself in a basement & cri
7. Have you dreamt of Frisk before?
Yuz, When they had eyes..
8. What is one thing Undyne isn't exactly made for?
Seafood
9. Name something you have in common with Toriel?
We both have 43543523423 bookz
10. Ever slept in the same room with Asriel?
Nu, i'll probs pass..
Part 1 Undertale XD
1. Have you ever been in CrystalLuna-Chan's house?
Yeah :v
2. What would you do without Lucy (Elfen Lied)?
I dont know, everything? xD
3. What musical instrument would Yandere-Chan most likely play?
A Knife (I know thats not a musical instrument but im making it now >-< )
4. What would you do if you hadn't met Papyrus?
Undertale would be less interesting OwO
5. Oh no, Osana-Chan got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
Yandere-chan already confessed to Senpai, Game Over bitch
6. Have you dreamt of Sans before?
*Blushes* N-No! W-why d-do you ask?
7. Do you do anything special with Neptunia?
Well, i play her game XD
8. Who would win in a duel, Kirito or CrystalLuna-Chan? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
1) They would pick a "Who is the most awesome person in the world contest" 2) And Crystal would win 'cause she is amazing >//<
9. What advice would you give RozStripe?
Stay Determined Bro c:<
10. Oh no, Asuna got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
Why did you come back?
1. What if you found out that YunoMMD was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Chara?
--I wouldn't be suprised
2. If Chara played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?
--The evil bitch
3. Who's Pikachu dating?
--Ketchup
4. Describe Frisk in one word.
--Determination
5. If Sailor Moon were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
--Barbie
6. What song could be Flowey's theme song?
--Idk, Solitary Hide'n'Seek envy?
7. Hatsune Miku suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
--That bitch is going down
8. What is or would be a good nickname for Papyrus?
--PastaSkeleton OuO
9. Who would win in a duel, Megurine Luka or Sans? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
-- A singing battle! And Luka would obviously win :v
10. Have you ever had lunch together with Sans?
-- No ;-; But someday, *gazes into distance* I will.... (Or maybe not :v)
-What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more, what is love.
1. Sans suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
Me: Just like when i'm evil, you beat the crap outta me, and when Flowey captures you, your like "Oh nooooo, I'm trappeeddddd, I can't do anythinggggg"
2. What is Asriel's favorite TV show or movie?
Me: "The Life Of A Murderous Flower" [all 1674 season in the Underground]
3. If Papyrus played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?
Me: Prob the hero :3
4. Have you ever had lunch together with Flowey?
Me: No, just... No
5. What is one thing Chara isn't exactly made for?
Me: Being a non-murderous psychopath... Or being a People's person
6. If Mettaton and Sans were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen?
Me: At that moment the fandom knew...
7. What's your fondest memory of Frisk?
Me: When people make Frisk look like two genders. [Love the Girl Better]
8. Would you love to read Gaster's very personal diary?
Me: Yee, I wanna know what he likes >//v//<
9. Would you open a mystery gift Undyne just gave you, without much hesitation?
Me: There is Probably an Explosion in it, because of my last Undyne Question...
10. Oh no, Toriel got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
Me: Good job, you beat the crap outta a talking monster flower, but you can't fight Aliens? Good job Toriel... You are just like Sans....
1. Can Sans be bad influence?
Me: Gtfo, I will murder you in your sleep
2. Asriel got turned into an animal! What animal is it?
Me: My god how dumb is this, he is an animal... Gg
3. In a race between you, Papyrus and Mettaton, who would win?
Me: Well... I have a jetpack soooooo.... Yeah
4. Would you love to read Flowey's very personal diary?
Me: Who says I haven't? Must know all the secrets...
5. Would you marry Chara?
Me: Erm? Why would you say that.... [maybe if i was Lesbian XD]
6. Does Mettaton make you hot?
Me: No, he is too fab. Just, so fab :3
7. Do you trust Frisk?
Me: Yes, she can be a pacifist... Sometimes, she murders the entire world... So Meh
8. Would you marry Gaster?
Me: Prob :3
9. Do you think Undyne is a virgin?
Me: Why would you think that... But ya
10. What do you think about Toriel?
Me: She is a Tutorial... What more do you want from me?
1. What's your fondest memory of Sebastian?
-"Burn Damn it!" -Sebastian
2. Oh no, Anger got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
-Suh dude?
3. Hot Joseph on Random Haunted action - Yes/No?
-Yes..?
4. Do you love Disgust?
-Kind of, yeah.
5. Who would win in a duel, Random Haunted or Joseph? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
-If they fight in an axe to axe battle, Joseph wins for sure.
6. What's your fondest memory of Fear?
-Hmm... I don't remember.
7. What's Ruvik's opinion on cheese?
-It's deadly.
8. Would you love to read Sadness's very personal diary?
-I guess so.
9. Do you do anything special with Leslie?
-No, nothing.
10. Joy is actually Sebastian in disguise, you know.
-So what's that? Playing The Evil Within, Joy gets suffered to much by Ruvik's torment? That's just cold!
-When I have nightmares, he'll come and save me.
2. What would you do if Anger and Disgust were going out?
-Stalk while they're dating
3. Oh no, Ada got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
-Wesker.
4. Ever slept in the same room with Fear?
-No.
5. Name something you have in common with Claire?
-Chris' sister
6. What's your fondest memory of Disgust?
-Nothing yet.
7. Sherry just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
-She's dead, end of story.
8. What if you found out that Sadness was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Disgust?
-What the hell?
9. What is or would be a good nickname for Rebecca?
-I think Rebecca is fine.
10. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Joy or Sherry?
-Sherry, so I can drag her with me.
1. What do you think about Steven?
He's a cute little star lol
2. Rose is actually Lapis in disguise, you know.
Nah, Rose was in a battle against Lapis. :>
3. Who's Garnet dating?
Oh you see,
Garnet is actually two lesbians in disguise who were just trying to sneak into a PG13 movie
4. Oh no, Peridot got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
HOW DAARE YOU STEAL MY PRECIOUS LITTLE SLICE OF PIE
5. Amethyst suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
If you tell ANYONE
6. What musical instrument would Jasper most likely play?
Idk Kazoo maybe
7. How do your and Pearl's talents add up?
Idkkk
8. Lapis suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
She won't tell. ; )
9. How did you meet Lion?
We met him during a mission to sand dunes lol
10. How did you meet Connie?
Steven wanted to impress her lol
I always knew you were a failure.
Very much yes.
Empty.
Can I go now?
A trom-bone! (???)
1. What's your fondest memory of Sans? - all his puns? idk really
2. Who is Asriel's best friend? - maybe Chara
3. What's Papyrus to you?- precious sinnamon roll/ partly why i can't do genocide
4. Have you dreamt of Napstablook before?- no
5. How did you meet Flowey?- when i watched a playthrough
6. Mettaton and Asriel are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?- this is tough.. maybe Asriel?
7. Does Toriel make you hot?- nope! she's goat mom to me :-p
8. Does Asgore have any pets?- no, but he has flowers
9. Do you trust Alphys?- yeah
10. Do you do anything special with Undyne?- .. watch anime if she were real?