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Quest from Sanity: Part 4
                Three weeks had had passed since he had saved the world. He had spent most of that time recuperating (sleeping in his appartment with the shades shut), rather than continuing his normal schedual. As you may imagine, it was a rather slow three weeks.
                Today however, he got yet another unexpected visit from god. He was headed to his bathroom to do what one generally does in such rooms, when he noticed a bush sitting in his tub. He went up and started poking it.
                "God! I know it's you! Just let me in already!"
                Epitis sighed, and decided to leave, not wanting to continue his previous plan due to the eye of the divi
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Quest from Sanity: Part 3
                Day eight of the voyage. He was now approaching the effected area, a two mile radius around the isle.  Three more leagues or so and he would be there. The trip up to that point far was pretty uneventful.
                Four hours later he saw something quite unusual. About a quarter mile up ahead the sky made a sudden transition from blue to bright orange and the ocean to neon green. He passed the threshold of sanity and felt a sudden change. Things felt different here. Strange. His mind, however, was still not itself. He could not as easily relate to the insanity.
               As he progressed towards the island more oddities made themselves apparent. The things in the sky which he had thought were birds, upon closer inspecti
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Quest from Sanity: Part 2
                Two and a half hours after the bizarre encounter, Epitis found himself laying on his beat up, old sofa staring at a the plate of chicken and rice he had prepared. He thought that he should be eating it, but his brain was busy fiddling with what he had been told by God that afternoon.
                He was told that, contrary to popular belief, the Greek gods were not completely gone, seeing as though they were immortal, but were merely relocated.  There is an island, out in the Atlantic, called Athanasía (Immortality) that has been shielded from mortal eyes, where the gods of old now reside.
                One god, Sanitus god of sanity,  did not care for the way the world was taking a turn for the wacky, an
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Quest from Sanity: Part 1
       A long time ago (Like last Thursday.), in a rather small and unpleasant aprtment far, far away, lived the Greek god Epitis. Now, when I say "god" do not think  all powerful, "I shall smite thee for thy insolence!" type guy. Think more of the raving nutter you find in an ally having a serious conversation about brick walls with a block of moldy cheese.You would be better off thinking this because Epitis is the god of complete and utter lunacy. The only reason Epitis is still around and didn't move out of the way when western civilization accepted this "God" character, is that when Social Change came knocking, he asked it to kindly,  "Shove off!" and "Go bother some other god." Social Change, in return, decided to make it unacceptable, in most social circles, to be insane and, with a dejected sigh, trudged off in search of Hephaestus.
              Epitis himself
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The Eyes of Fate
"Death is easier than a wretched life; and better never to have been born than to live and fare badly."   –Aeschylus
Lachesis bent over the grey-blue thread, trying to decide where to cut the tenth of the tapestry's strands.  She and her sisters had just begun their work.
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So many ways.
Ways to fail,
Ways to win,
Ways to suceed,
Ways to do nothing,
The roads go on.
I am afraid.
Afraid to fall,
I do not climb.
Afraid of ridicule,
I hide my ways,
Holding to purpose.
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Why only do "what you can",
When you can do more than thought possible?
Humans are surprizing,
Better than we know.
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To make excuses for cowardice
The greatest evil.
I will soar, and if by chance I fall
I will ignite in the atmosphere, a falling star,
And give the world beauty in return for a chance.
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The universe does not have laws -- it has habits, and habits can be broken.
  • Listening to: The noises made by Nightmare on Elm Street 3
  • Reading: Problems in a math book
  • Watching: Paper that has yet to be infused with math
  • Playing: Unfortunately nothing
  • Eating: Also nothing
  • Drinking: Cherry Coke
Stolen from fma-edwardelric

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your dA Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone In Person Through The Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 11

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 15

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone Mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 20

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work (school)
SO far: 25

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(X) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 28

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 30

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 33

Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 36

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 40

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 43

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 48

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 52

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 56

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 59

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( )Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 61

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(x) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 65

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
() Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about.
SO FAR: 68

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 71

Level 24
(x) Believe In Ghost
( )Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 72

Level 25
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 76

Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 80

Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 84

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 89

Level 29
( ) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 93

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

0-10:Go Outside
11-20:Get a Life
21-30: Loser
31-40: Loner
41-50: You have friends?!
51-60: Your kinda sort of cool.
61-70: I'll hang with you
71-80: Mr. Cool
81-90: Dude, you're sweet!
91-100: Freakin awesome!
101-110: Whoa!
111-119: Holy crap, you belong in a hospital!
120: Corpse

Apparently I'm pretty freakin awesome.


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billybob884 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011
Reclusiark Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010
Hey, you, I'm watching you.
Yeah, that's right!

-bryce, The Reclusiark of 707
McBum Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2010
Ahh! I'm being watched!
Reclusiark Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2010
yeah, so you should totally watch me back xD
22two Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for watching!
McBum Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010
You're welcome. (:
LaSeriousa Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2010
Hey, it's Jaz, and by the way, how is life like a grapefruit?
McBum Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2010
Look below.
McBum Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2010
But actually life is more like the phrase "Life is like a grapefruit." It makes no sense.
mithrilien Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2010
Thank you :wave:
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