Cali-Tech Online Review

Flattgirl93: 0 out of 5 stars!

So it was my first bikini photo shoot in ages and I was freaking ecstatic! I had gotten little to no gigs lately and my money from being a wrestler was pretty low because let’s face it; I don’t win very much. Let’s just say, this was much needed!



I put on the bikini that the company sent to me, a cute leopard bikini that wasn’t really my style but a gig's a gig right? When I got to the shoot, everything felt off. The photographer didn’t know how to use his own camera, which should have been clue number one. After he “fixed” his camera, he made me do the strangest poses, I as a model, have never been told to do, such as bend over with my posterior towards the camera? What's up with that?! Or to lay flat on my back and let the camera man record me for 5 minutes, it all felt weird, but under threat of being fired, I just played ball..





But the kicker is, the owner of Cali Tech is a total BITCH! She set this whole thing up in a way to humiliate me and also get a free photoshoot for her company out of it! I was there, posing for more pictures when I heard a rumbling behind me. When I turned to look, it was a HUGE steamroller barreling towards me! I couldn’t get out of the way fast enough!



It turns out this was no ordinary photoshoot, Mrs Sunshine was using me and my “unique” talent to be crushed against my will by one of her ridiculous machines!! Do you know how embarrassing it is to be squished in a parking lot, wearing a bikini while everyone laughs?? My image is ruined and I’m the butt of every joke in the modeling world! The only gigs I can get now are pancake companies! I demand something be done!