The seventh day.
On the first day god was ever so slightly bored in the perfect world known as heaven so he thought that he would make something worthwhile, something that he could use to entertain himself, something low maintenance that didnt need any walking cleaning or feeding. Something that wouldnt need any excess force from god to move around, he wrote this all down on his flipchart and storyboards were drawn up; seven to be exact each stage of development was intricately planned and a workshop was built to accommodate the high mighty lords needs. After taking a sip from his best creationist and father of us all in the non existent world mug he sat down, then stood back up making sure that his work jeans were low enough to show a bit of bum cleavage but high enough to cover his underwear. He found a large block of wood carved it into a perfect circle, took a light bulb and fixed it into a lamp positioned perfectly over the workspace and so land, ligh