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Patrick - Why we're not seeing Ant-Man 2 next week
The UK cinema release strategy has been a catastrophe for many, many years, and continues to be so today. Like other countries, we are too small a nation, too prominent a film industry and too concerned about events like holidays or sports to maintain a schedule as tight as our superiors, in a bitter kerfuffle over what to do with the most noteworthy pictures that usually aren’t tentpoles besides just dump them into the winter of next year if they’re Oscar qualifiers or animated films that don’t stand a chance against December’s penultimate blockbuster, even if it means piracy within a week of release. Some independent films haven’t made it to UK shores until over 14 months after release in the US or or the countries that produced them, and Curzon last year purchased so many films that they’re struggling to figure out what to do with them all. Case in point - Disobedience and Foxtrot won’t be seen here until December, and they hit
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Expansion Interest Meme by Maxtaro
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OLD: Gorging Geekette/Perkier Towers/Blacker Dawn by Maxtaro OLD: Gorging Geekette/Perkier Towers/Blacker Dawn :iconmaxtaro:Maxtaro 72 3 FAT: (Not) The Ideal Valentine's Day by Maxtaro
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FAT: Face it, McDonald's, this was bound to happen by Maxtaro FAT: Face it, McDonald's, this was bound to happen :iconmaxtaro:Maxtaro 91 20 A whole new spin on the term 'CN Real' by Maxtaro A whole new spin on the term 'CN Real' :iconmaxtaro:Maxtaro 79 93
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An early review of the Weinstein Co.'s Ballerina
Ballerina is a strange idea for a Neon Demon prequel indeed. Elle Fanning escapes orphan reclusiveness as an angry man chases her and Knight of Cups' Dane DeHaan on a motorcycle - both are destined to have the entirety of Paris and beyond recognise them for their artistic capabilities. The girl wants to dance, the boy is trying his best to invent. Sorry it isn't reverse, 2016 generation. But despite her efforts under the training of a former dancer, a Lady-Tremaine-type snoot wants this aspiring ballerina to stay imperfect, envisioning ballet as a source of power. So yes, in terms of French orphanage toons, clearly this story isn't anything close to the wonderful My Life as a Courgette.
But it gets worse. With a film built by the newly-founded L'Atelier, from the writer-producers of Heartbreaker and The Intouchables, you'd expect some sort of subversive merit that partly resembles Dragon DreamWorks in story and overall quality
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FAT: Perhaps I ought to consider pants... by Maxtaro
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My latest guest star... by Maxtaro
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COL: Three years of dieting and she's gained 350lb by Maxtaro COL: Three years of dieting and she's gained 350lb :iconmaxtaro:Maxtaro 280 10
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Journal Entry: Wed Jan 23, 2019, 6:27 AM


  • First of all, if you aren't aware of how Article 13 is going to fuck us over, then check this out.
  • I've been on several holidays from December 2017, and in Amsterdam, Bill Clinton just so happened to pass straight by us. No, really.
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  • If you care about how many times I take trips to the cinema, it was 200 last year plus two repeats and three events. Why not follow along with my 2019 diary, where I hope to calm down a little?
  • I've seen 164 2018 movies as of tonight and obviously the new Spider-Man movie is the best of them all.
  • Found out who hacked my M&M's Commercials channel on YouTube. He won't give it back unless I pay him $6,000. Pure, unbridled criminal activity.
  • I finally played Undertale and I guess I was wrong about that, too. BUT I'LL ALWAYS BE RIGHT ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE :angered:
  • There's just too many pathetic men on this planet to make me feel comfortable in my own body.
  • This world is such a garbage fire that sometimes, I feel ashamed of being what I am.
  • I sometimes feel like it would be so much easier if just maybe, I transitioned...
  • ...maybe...
  • ...
  • ...but I'm scared...



  • The Oscar-nominated Bohemian Rape-sody is terrible and you should feel terrible. I know I did when I livetweeted it.
  • Checked the scale this week. 176lb. I seem to be making some decent progress.
  • As of today, it's possible that I could be volunteering for a very important cinema!
  • I've made it my New Years resolution to draw more and move forward with my projects! Unfortunately, I can't make any promises.
  • just might be drawing nudes soon. I mean, nipples and everything.
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  • Listening to: The Walk Hard soundtrack, just because
  • Reading: Tweets about our doom
  • Watching: Better movies than Bohemian Rape-sody
  • Playing: The game where Toadette turns into a human
  • Eating: Stuff he hopes will make him fat
  • Drinking: Nesquik, in hopes that it will help

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:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

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Happy Birthday, Max!
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Happy Birthday Max
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Happy birthday fellow lad!
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Happy Birthday, Maxtaro. C=
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Happy Birthday Max!

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