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Me in varying states of excitement:


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Tuffness

Arisen from volcanic slabs
A physique with no flabs
It kicks lotsa ash
Born in a flash
Muddled with crumbly abs

Despite its resilient name
Its hardness and luster isn't its fame
Not tough as Toph
Nor tuff as sloth
What makes tough sound not so lame?

Its ejection is so ferocious
Lava and steam are vehemently vicious
It spits tephra stuff
If its delivery was tuff
Then it makes the rock so tough-aceous

Dash may be 20% cooler
But Maud is so 50% tuffer
Feelings may be fragile
But her speed is so agile
Like the violent lava spews that hover

Such tuff brigdes and walls had erect
From beautiful Ar-mane-ian architect
So were the Romanes
Whose work still ingrains
And Moai statues that we protect