Iron Man: SYNERGY, what is this strange energy signature that the Hot Topic chick is radiating?
SYNERGY: Geothermal energy, increasing heat and moisture levels, quantum subparticles...it's magic, Tony. She's a sorceress.
Iron Man: Kirby Armor it is, then.
*the Kirby Armor covers Tony Stark's body*
*Iron Man fires a steam of cobalt energy at Tina Minoru, knocking Tina Minoru out*