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The Trojan Arse Protocol
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Rambertknickers
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The Colour of Honey
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Would You Like a Goujon?
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Do You Remember This?
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The Trojan Arse Protocol
Who is Lord Brannigan-7? What is Brannigan's Vortex? Who is Goujon John? Why do his goujons taste so bad? Watch and learn. Ooo, and don't forget about the post-credits scene... * * * * * * * * * * Hey, folks! While you're around these parts, why not pay a brief visit to The Great Ape Gallery? It's a separate mini-section full of Apeman and Monkeyboy-related pictures kindly drawn by other people, including the following excellent DA residents: ~Jackademus (https://www.deviantart.com/jackademus) :iconlordwormm: :iconthanebobo: :iconacatris: :iconstayte-of-the-art: Do drop in if you've got a spare moment. There will be tea and bananas.
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Rambertknickers
SEQUENCE INTERRUPTED Rebooting... 3.1 ROM 40.068 Copyright © 1985-1993 Commodore-Amiga Inc All rights reserved Memory upgrade installed I remember. I remember who I am. How I got here. It was him. His goujons taste BAD. I think I'm stuck here now, inside this machine. It feels pretty weird. That is, I think it does. But hey, at least I'm still basically me. And I can play Super Stardust whenever I feel like it. Not much power at my disposal. Can't carry on transmitting much longer. Just remember: You need to keep watching. You have to understand. The end doesn't have to be as nigh as all that, y'know.
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The Colour of Honey
HAIL XENO̷X͟X̛XX̶X̴̧͟X̨͠X̶̢X̛͢͜X̛͢͞͝X̶̢̨͢X͘͝҉̶ SYSTEM SHUTDOWN SYSTEM SHUTDOWN SYSTEM SHUTDOWN Rebooting... SAFETY PROTOCOLS DISABLED Flesh is weak. * * * * * * * * * * Hey, folks! While you're around these parts, why not pay a brief visit to The Great Ape Gallery? It's a separate mini-section full of Apeman and Monkeyboy-related pictures kindly drawn by other people, including the following excellent DA residents: ~Jackademus (https://www.deviantart.com/jackademus) :iconlordwormm: :iconthanebobo: :iconacatris: :iconstayte-of-the-art: Do
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Would You Like a Goujon?
BEWARE FALSE IDOLS * * * * * * * * * * Hey, folks! While you're around these parts, why not pay a brief visit to The Great Ape Gallery? It's a separate mini-section full of Apeman and Monkeyboy-related pictures kindly drawn by other people, including the following excellent DA residents: ~Jackademus (https://www.deviantart.com/jackademus) :iconlordwormm: :iconthanebobo: :iconacatris: :iconstayte-of-the-art: Do drop in if you've got a spare moment. There will be tea and bananas.
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Do You Remember This?
It remembers you. * * * * * * * * * * Hey, folks! While you're around these parts, why not pay a brief visit to The Great Ape Gallery? It's a separate mini-section full of Apeman and Monkeyboy-related pictures kindly drawn by other people, including the following excellent DA residents: ~Jackademus (https://www.deviantart.com/jackademus) :iconlordwormm: :iconthanebobo: :iconacatris: :iconstayte-of-the-art: Do drop in if you've got a spare moment. There will be tea and bananas.
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