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I need a vacation from my body From aches and pains Dysfunctions and permanent injuries Astral Project to Hawaii For palm trees and tropical birds Warm sands and cool Pina Coladas Nobody and no Body allowed

This just in: Science has proven that you are the best mother. Members of the scientific community have long sought a unified theory of motherliness. That is, until now. A crack team of researchers from the Texas Institute of Maternal Studies have spent the last 15 years hard at work towards this goal, and last Thursday had a breakthrough that has exposed concrete proof to this age-old question. Using an algorithm fed data from global surveys, the team used cutting edge supercomputers to categorically sort and rank all mothers based on motherly qualities such as empathy, compassion, patience, creativity, nurturing, and many others. In all of these categories, one mother ultimately rose to the top. That mother was you. The results of this grand endeavor were published in the Academic Journal of Parental Research, at which point their findings made the rounds. Many scientists have come forward in recent weeks sharing their input on the results. “Why yes, of course! It’s so obvious

You can climb that mountain No invisible walls Loving you is like going Over the falls No monkey barrel Almost no regerts I’ll roll up your garbage Til both of my thumbs hurt Grind here with you til Level 1000 Sweet running water Nectar of the gods Our bodies weren’t ready For the aftershocks Crank it up to Level 1000 I feel the pressure I feel asleep Never see the ocean Til you’re in too deep I’m on the road to Level 1000 Failure is easy Extra lives are hard I’ve been quite fortunate In some regards We’re on the road to Level 1000 You and me at Level 1000

(Writer's note: Sorry about the formatting, apparently when you paste text documents it loses all of that. Now instead of paragraphs with proper indentation, it's all one big thing unless I deliberately separate things, and tab key does nothing. It wouldn't let me submit this as a rich text document, either. Thanks, dA...) Chapter 0: Premise Not too long ago, everything was normal in the city of Fowleria. People were normal. You know, human. People went about their ordinary lives, working their usual jobs, drinking their standard kava, and paying their traditional taxes. But then one day, a mysterious distortion appeared around the town, sealing it off from the rest of the world. No one could enter, and no one could leave. Oh, and one other thing was different, but it's probably not important. Just a small thing really. Everyone turned into birds. Everyone is a bird now, but it's fine! No big deal. Don't even stress about it. Now, a king has risen to power in Fowleria. Someone