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Pokeuman PULSE Chapter 3: Urban Beatdown
Let me briefly paint the scene for you all. Day one: Green hair. Day two: Pale skin and vomiting. Day three: Jaw pains and loss of all body hair. Day four...
Day four was the day the rabbit got fet up, strangled me with its waistwatch chain, and dragged me down the hole.
Actually, in retrospect, maybe Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland was inspired by... no, wikipedia says it was written fifty odd years before this whole thing began, so Lewis Carroll was just weird. Or possibly one of Satoshi Tajiri’s previous identities. The guy’s pretty slippery with those sorts of things.
I’m getting ahead of myself. Why don’t we just when I woke up to find a red shard jutting out of my chest?
I woke up to discover a red shard jutting out of my chest.
Actually, I woke up to discover my whole body in dull pain, the strange green coloration on my hands climbing up my shoulders, and certain aspects of my anatomy shrinking away. It was just the red shard rising out of my
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Pokeuman PULSE Chapter 2: Growing Horror
I awoke feeling queasy, blinking the sleep out of my eyes as I hurriedly clambered out of bed and rushed for the door. My stumbling path took me across the landing and into the bathroom, just barely awake enough to kneel down before the flow began. It took me a good five minutes to clear my stomach.
Thus, when my bladder desperately called for my attention, I had to groan in frustration.
A flush, three minutes, and another flush later, I decided that I would stay home. I glared at my pale face in the mirror, noting my bloodshot eyes and my still mysteriously green hair, and slowly made my way back to my bedroom. My hands fumbled toward the alarm, turning it off again, and I slipped under the covers.
Most of that day was spent sleeping, only confirming that I was still around when my mother came asking for me. After hearing of my ten-minute bathroom session and giving me a once over, though, she agreed with my assessment; I was a responsible adult, after all, and whatever sickness I had
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Pokeuman PULSE Chapter 1: A Single Step
It all started when my hair turned green.
Now, I’m going to be totally honest: I have a rather meh feeling toward the pokemon franchise. On the one hand, great lore, lovely mechanics, and the art’s pretty good too. On the other... well, you’re kidnapping various random critters and brainwashing them to be your loyal gladiators. Not the best impression, savvy?
So when I woke up that morning, staring out my window at the streetlight of pre-down Texas, I did not immediately think how strange it was my dream involved alien gladiators. Because, all in all, my dreams are incredibly freaky. And mildly lucid. Kinda.
No, what I was thinking was something more along the lines of “What time is it...? Oh, no, I woke up before the alarm again... Ugh, I’m not going to get back to sleep am I?”
Except I don’t think in sentences. Really, who does? Translation convention, I tell you.
Anywho, woke up, stretched, climbed out of bed, turned off the alarm, fl
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Masters of the Enemy by Masterweaver Masters of the Enemy :iconmasterweaver:Masterweaver 1 0 Schluper by Masterweaver Schluper :iconmasterweaver:Masterweaver 1 0 A Naga by Masterweaver A Naga :iconmasterweaver:Masterweaver 1 0 A satyr by Masterweaver A satyr :iconmasterweaver:Masterweaver 1 0 Bladed Beastie by Masterweaver Bladed Beastie :iconmasterweaver:Masterweaver 0 0 Dry wit by Masterweaver Dry wit :iconmasterweaver:Masterweaver 0 0 Boat ride by Masterweaver Boat ride :iconmasterweaver:Masterweaver 1 0 Trine by Masterweaver Trine :iconmasterweaver:Masterweaver 0 0 The Flaazhiear Warriors by Masterweaver The Flaazhiear Warriors :iconmasterweaver:Masterweaver 1 0 Uupoog the third by Masterweaver Uupoog the third :iconmasterweaver:Masterweaver 1 0 Some Newt Girl by Masterweaver Some Newt Girl :iconmasterweaver:Masterweaver 0 0 Triped by Masterweaver Triped :iconmasterweaver:Masterweaver 0 0


Bionicle MOC: Vegas the Grizzled Veteran by Mana-Ramp-Matoran Bionicle MOC: Vegas the Grizzled Veteran :iconmana-ramp-matoran:Mana-Ramp-Matoran 70 41 Grottle and the Panopticon. by Mana-Ramp-Matoran Grottle and the Panopticon. :iconmana-ramp-matoran:Mana-Ramp-Matoran 91 38 Bionicle MOC: Geartrude, Melodie's Mechanic by Mana-Ramp-Matoran Bionicle MOC: Geartrude, Melodie's Mechanic :iconmana-ramp-matoran:Mana-Ramp-Matoran 48 14 Bionicle MOC: Melanthios 4.0 by Mana-Ramp-Matoran Bionicle MOC: Melanthios 4.0 :iconmana-ramp-matoran:Mana-Ramp-Matoran 92 6 Bionicle MOC: Kraata Spiders. by Mana-Ramp-Matoran Bionicle MOC: Kraata Spiders. :iconmana-ramp-matoran:Mana-Ramp-Matoran 117 45 Bionicle MOC: Matteo, Merchant of Lemuria by Mana-Ramp-Matoran Bionicle MOC: Matteo, Merchant of Lemuria :iconmana-ramp-matoran:Mana-Ramp-Matoran 102 44 Bionicle MOC: Slizen and the M.A.I.M.E Frame by Mana-Ramp-Matoran Bionicle MOC: Slizen and the M.A.I.M.E Frame :iconmana-ramp-matoran:Mana-Ramp-Matoran 69 16 MOC's of 2017 by Mana-Ramp-Matoran MOC's of 2017 :iconmana-ramp-matoran:Mana-Ramp-Matoran 30 7 Bionicle MOC: Furnace 3.0 by Mana-Ramp-Matoran Bionicle MOC: Furnace 3.0 :iconmana-ramp-matoran:Mana-Ramp-Matoran 95 16 Protean Detail by Mana-Ramp-Matoran Protean Detail :iconmana-ramp-matoran:Mana-Ramp-Matoran 56 10 Long fingers by Chocolatechilla Long fingers :iconchocolatechilla:Chocolatechilla 6 2 Cuckoo by Chocolatechilla Cuckoo :iconchocolatechilla:Chocolatechilla 10 2 Lady Grim Reaper by GENZOMAN Lady Grim Reaper :icongenzoman:GENZOMAN 6,611 204 Artist's Tour of the Bionicle Universe: Onu-Koro by FedoraStories Artist's Tour of the Bionicle Universe: Onu-Koro :iconfedorastories:FedoraStories 84 4 Artist's Tour of the Bionicle Universe: Ko-Wahi by FedoraStories Artist's Tour of the Bionicle Universe: Ko-Wahi :iconfedorastories:FedoraStories 57 6 Gala Dash by SorcerusHorserus Gala Dash :iconsorcerushorserus:SorcerusHorserus 1,637 68




Reality is Relative
United States
Who am I?

I am the intelligent, the incalculable, the incredible, the absolutely not conceited
Teller of Tales and Bard of Awesomeness!

And I'm also a black leather robe. Go figure.
Post this in your Journal with the title saying,
"I act like a __ year-old".

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
Total: 4

[ ] You show up for school work late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
Total:  3

[X] You know how to do the dishes
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
Total: 6

[X] You can spell experience without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[X] Your favorite kind of food is take-out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quickly.
Total: 4

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside 3 or more times a day
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
Total: 4

Grand total: 21

Hmmm. Interesting...



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