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Axel: Space, the final frontier. In Sci-Fi stories regarding space, humans are put up against their greatest threat; aliens.
Felix: And in movies like Independence Day or games like Metriod, we're more or less not prepared. This time, not only are we prepared, but we know we can kick ass with our secret Spartan weapon. And he's going against arguably the most famous aliens.
Axel: John 117, the Master Chief.
Felix: And the Xenomorphs, the parasitic aliens.
Axel: In this scenario, Master Chief will be going up against an army of Xenomorphs and their queen all by himself.
Felix: Oh ho...this'll be great! He's Axel and I'm Felix.
Axel: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who'd win, a Death Battle.
Master Chief:
Axel: John...no last name really given, was born in 2511 with his father and mother in Elysium City on the planet Eridanas II.
Felix: He attended the Elysium City Primary Education Facility Number 119. Man, that's a mouthful. Anyway, he grew up with Parisa, his best friend that he inched saved from drowning in Lake Gusev.
Axel: Because of this, John swore that he'd marry and protect Parisa. She even kept a photo of the two after she had thought John died.
Felix: How..?
Axel: It's a long story more or less.
Felix: Well if anyone played a Halo game, they'd know that John didn't die and that he joined the UNSC.
Axel: Dr. Catherine Halsey identified John as the perfect candidate for the 150-strong preliminary pool of the SPARTAN Program.
Felix: That's not too bad.
Axel: Mind you, John was 6 years old when this happened.
Felix: That's....not too good.
Axel: Well, John didn't seem to mind it, and Dr. Halsey was correct. John was top of his class and the first Dr. Halsey observed. Because of this, John, along with 74 other six year old children were 'conscripted'.
Felix: Which is just a fancier term for kidnapped. The children were replaced by Flash Clones. No, not the badass Barry Allen Flash, just normal clones. All of which died due to neur....newer....
Axel: *sighs* The Neurological problems due to imperfect cloning.
Felix: Hey! I had it! Anyway, the real not dead children were taken to a planet known as Reach and were informed of the Spartan-II Program. Since then, John got a new life and a new name. He was....John 117, also known as the Master Chief.
Background:
-Name: John.
-Aliases: John 117, Master Chief, Sierra 117, Reclaimer Demon.
-Height (Without Armor): 6'10"
-Weight (Without Armor): 290 lbs.
-Height (With Armor): 7'2"
-Weight (With Armor): 990 lbs.
-Doesn't like to reveal his face much.
-Is very lucky.
Felix: There's a lot to say about this guy. One thing is that he is very, and we mean very lucky.
Axel: Not only is he very lucky, he's also very skilled at hand-to-hand combat, is proficient with every gun he touches, and is powerful enough to flip cars and tanks like toys.
Felix: The Warthog weighs 3.25-3.5 tons. Scorpions on the other hand weigh a total of 66 tons. Mind you, Chief is doing this effortlessly.
Axel: He's also extremely tough. Though most of his durability and defense is due to his armor.
Felix: And all of these are useful when you're going against the Covenant, or other alien races.
Armor/Arsenal.
Armor:
MK VI Mjolnir Armor:
-Master Chief's main armor.
-Has a regenerating shield.
-Is controlled by Master Chief's thoughts.
-Can use Armor Abilities.
-Has a slot for an AI.
-Has a radar.
Armor Abilities:
-Overshield: Adds one or more shields to the armor's shield.
--Said overshields cannot recharge.
-Active Camouflage: Bends light, making Chief invisible.
--Wears off for a short time if Chief moves too quickly or fires his weapon.
-Radar Jammer: When used, 'confuses' the enemies radar.
-Deployable Cover: Allows Chief to deploy an energy barrier.
--Mostly seen and used by the Covenant.
-Bubble Shield: Master Chief drops a bubble shield that protects him from projectiles.
--It also prevents projectiles from being fired out.
---Can heal Chief once inside.
-Jet pack: Can rocket Chief up to high places.
Weapons:
Primaries:
-MA5D Individual Combat Weapon System (Assault Rifle): Standard primary weapon.
-Maximum ammunition: 224 rounds.
-Magazine size: 36 rounds.
-BR55 Heavy Barrel Service Rifle (Battle Rifle)
-Maximum ammunition: 144 rounds.
-Magazine size: 36 rounds.
-M45D Tactical Shotgun.
-Maximum ammunition: 5 rounds.
-Magazine size: 5 rounds.
Side Arms:
-M6C Personal Defense Weapon System (Magnum): Standard Side Arm.
-Maximum ammunition: 12 rounds.
-Magazine size: 60 rounds.
-Can be dual wielded.
-M7/Caseless Submachine Gun.
-Maximum Ammunition: 240 Rounds.
-Magazine size: 60 rounds.
-M9 High-Explosive Dual-Purpose Grenade (Frag Grenade)
-Maximum Ammunition: 2 Grenades.
-Kill Radius: 16ft.
Heavy Weaponry:
-M41 Surface-to-Surface Rocket Medium Anti-Vehicle/Assault Weapon (Rocket Launcher)
-Maximum Ammunition: 8 rockets.
-Magazine size: 2 Rockets.
-Sniper Rifle System 99 Anti-Matériel.
-Maximum Ammunition: 24.
-Magazine size: 4 rounds.
M6 Grindell/Galilean Nonlinear Rifle (Spartan Laser)
-100 battery units.
-6 shots.
Covenant Weaponry:
-Type-25 Directed Energy Pistol (Plasma Rifle)
-Maximum Ammunition: 150 Battery Units.
-Type-25 Directed Energy Rifle (Plasma Rifle)
-Maximum Ammunition: 100 Battery Units.
-Type-57 Carbine.
-Maximum ammunition: 100 rounds.
-Magazine size: 20 rounds.
-Type-1 Antopersonnel Grenade (Plasma Grenade)
-Maximum ammunition: 2 Grenades.
-Kill Radius: 13ft.
-Can stick onto enemies, walls, the ground, etc.
-Type-1 Energy Weapon/Sword (Energy Sword)
-Maximum ammunition: 100 Battery Units.
-Kinda like a Lightsaber, but not as cool.
Felix: With all of his awesome weaponry, you know Chief is going to do some awesome things.
Axel: I'd lean towards crazy.
Felix: Who doesn't have crazy feats, though?
Axel: Good point.
Feats:
-Can run up to nearly 65+ mph.
-Survived multiple falls from orbit and atmospheric re-entry without a scratch.
-Can deflect large anti-tank missiles.
-Has wiped out entire armies.
-Destroyed Halo 04 and the Ark, preventing galactic genocide twice.
-In the process of the former, destroyed an entire Covenant Armada.
-Defeated Ur-Didact and destroyed the Mantle's approach.
-Wiped out the Flood, a parasitic zombie alien race.
-Has beaten Spartans multiple times before in fist fights.
Felix: Why does the UNSC even bother getting more Spartans? Master Chief is clearly the best one out of them all.
Axel: Master Chief may certainly seem like a one man army, and that's a pretty accurate description for him. However, he still has blemishing weaknesses that keep him from being too overpowered.
Weaknesses:
-Can sometimes disobey orders.
--Not always a bad thing.
-Armor's shields take time to recharge.
-While he has extraordinary luck, it can't always save him.
-Armor Abilities don't last long and need time to recharge.
-Has a limited supply of ammo.
-Bond with Cortana can make him reckless on occasions.
Felix: Pffffffffft. I thought this guy was a badass!
Axel: And he still is. No weakness can ever keep Master Chief from achieving his goal.
Felix: Unless it's a space fox.
Axel: What...?
Del Rio: "Give. Me. That. Chip."
Master Chief: *Puts Cortana's chip in his helmet* The Didact has to be stopped. If you won't do that...then I will."
Del Rio: "I am ordering you...TO SURRENDER THAT A.I.!!!"
Master Chief: "No, sir."
Xenomorphs:
Felix: You know, aliens seem to be a common theme in space. And by that, I mean that they are, more often than not, labeled as a species that want to kill us for whatever reason.
Axel: And this race certainly doesn't help with that.
Felix: We're of course talking about the Xenomorphs.
Axel: Where did these things originate? We have absolutely no freaking clue. What we do know is that there's a theme to them.
Felix: You got the eggs, then the chickens come out, then they latch onto your face, impregnate you, and leave you with a unwanted baby.
Axel: Believe us when we say that child support is the last thing you're gonna have to worry about.
Felix: Wait, I was right about the cycle?
Axel: Hardly.
Felix: Damn it!
Axel: First off, the 'egg' these quasi-arachnid life forms, or Facehuggers as they're known, aren't just eggs. They are life forms themselves and hatch when a host is nearby.
Felix: If the Facehugger latches onto the host's face, which can be most of the time, really, it'll impregnate the host with an endoparasitoid larva. While inside the body of the host, it'll eat its insides. When it's ready to come out, it'll burst through their chest as some weird worm thing.
Axel: Soon enough, it'll quickly develop into a fully grown Xenomorph.
Background:
-Species: Xenomorhps.
-Age: N/A.
-Height: Varies.
-Weight: Varies.
-Parasitic alien race.
-Origins are mostly unknown.
Felix: Xenomorphs are one of the most badass aliens I've ever seen. Not to mention intimidating.
Axel: I'll say. Not only are they just flat out scary looking, they are oddly intelligent. That, and its whole body is pretty much a weapon. Even it's blood.
Felix: They are also really good with stealth. So much so that they can see a Predator when it's cloaked! How is that even possible!? It doesn't even have eyes!
Axel: Actually they do have eyes. They're located near their mouths and are nearly invisible.
Felix: Quite franking, I don't care what its eyes would look like. I'm afraid I'll just regret it.
Axel: It's a good time to mention that Xenomorphs can take after certain physical attributes from its host. Facehuggers can make new Xenomorphs out of almost any race, even androids.
Felix: That's....terrifying.
Axel: It's about to get even worse. Remember when I said it's whole body is basically a weapon? It's time we talk about it.
'Arsenal':
Exoskeleton:
-Pretty protective.
--Immune to its own blood.
-Can tank small fire arms.
-Can blend into the shadows for stealth.
Inner jaw:
-Also referred to as the Inner Mouth.
-A mouth inside the Xenomorph's mouth.
-Has enough power to bite through a human skull and even a Predator helmet.
-Usually, the Xenomorph tries to go for the head when using this.
Tail:
-One of the Xenomorphs main method of attack.
-Has a spear-like blade at the tip of it.
-Main 'weapon' when crawling on all fours.
-Despite it's frail looking nature, it's quite powerful and can lift a Predator to its face level.
--Likely to use its Inner jaw.
Claws:
-The most basic attack method for the Xenomorph.
-Can slice through a number of things, but re-enforced metal and other metallic objects and structures are a no-go.
Acid Blood:
-The blood of every Xenomorph has acid. It can burn through anything, and it's useful to get out of tight situations.
-A whole Xenomoprh's blood alone can melt a big hole in the ground.
Felix: Ok, they seem strong, but I bet they're not that over powered.
Axel: They are pretty strong despite their lanky appearance. However, if you thought the Xenomorphs were bad enough, take a look at their queen.
Felix: Dear god...
Xenomorph Queen:
-Bigger, stronger, and strangely faster than normal Xenomorphs.
-Despite the name, there are multiple Alien Queens.
-Lays the 'eggs' that hatch facehuggers.
Axel: With all of this in mind, Xenomorphs are not joke.
Felix: Did any of the Alien movies aim for humor?
Axel: Fair enough.
Feats:
-Durable enough to survive being smashed into pillars.
-Killed multiple Predators on their own before.
-Can breath underwater almost indefinitely.
-Their acid blood melted through a Predator's net, which crushes people to death.
-Their intelligence can get them out of almost every prison or cage they're in.
-The Xenomorph Queen survived an explosion from a Predator's bomb.
--Said bomb wiped out countless Xenomorphs.
Felix: These things are unstoppable!
Axel: Hardly. The Xenomorphs are impressive indeed, but they've been easily killed before.
Felix: Predators and Daleks are immune to bullets mostly, yet these Xenomorphs aren't!
Weaknesses:
-Though have shown some resistance to small fire arms, heavy ones can put them down easily.
-Vulnerable to extremely cold temperatures.
-Though they are stealthy, can still be tracked by a radar.
-Though they are stealthy, can still be tracked by a radar.
--Sometimes, it strikes fear into humans as they still can't see them.
-Very limited options for ranged attacks.
-Will sometimes sacrifice one another to achieve their goals.
--Sometimes beneficial.
-The Xenomorph Queen was once dragged to the bottom of the ocean by a water tank.
Felix: Well, whatever. They're still badass in my book.
Axel: If aliens invade, let's hope to God they don't come here.
Felix: I just realized...WE CAN'T GET AN ENDING QUOTE! DAMN IT!