Peter: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
John: It's time, for a Death Battle!!!!
The sound of sirens filled the halls. An intruder had invited themselves in a peculiar base. A man, dressed in a red tux walked casually down the halls to his destination. He heard foot steps moving towards him fast. A boy, pretty young compared to his fellow teammates came running. The intruder cloaked, making himself hidden to the idiot running towards him. "Let's go let's go let's go!" Shouted the boy. His Boston accent sounded through the hall, giving the intruder his whereabouts. The young team member of Blu ran by, but stopped to look around. "Where the hell is dat Spy!?" He said. The figure uncloaked and sneaked up behind the Scout. "Right behind you." Spy said before backstabbing the Scout. The Blu Scout's body hit the floor. "Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging?" Spy said. He but his knife away and walked to the room holding the Red and Blu's intelligence.
Spy neared the door, but he didn't hear the beeping of a sentry. Thinking it was rather strange, Spy quickly opened up the door. As he did, he was greeted by a dead Engineer, a broken Sentry, and a man in a black tux securing both intelligences. The man turned around and pointed his weapon at Spy. "Who are you?" Spy asked. The man in question had only one answer.
"The name's Bond. James Bond."
Spy immediately opened fire on Bond, who dodged the bullets and rolled behind cover. The MI6 Agent took out his Walter PPK and peaked to see his opponent, waiting for thy red suited man's move. Spy aimed his revolver and waited for Bond. It seemed both were playing the game of 'your move'. Assuming it's a game, of course.
Bond quickly, and rather epically, jumped out from the cover and fired at Spy. Spy ducked, leaving the speeding bullets hit the wall. Spy rolled to avoid more bullets and returned fire at 007. Bond avoided the bullets and fired at Spy. This time, the bullet struck Spy in the shoulder, making him stagger back a bit. Spy looked at Bond with anger as he started to fade into thin air. Well, that's what it seemed like in Bond's perspective. Bond quickly looked around the room, but he couldn't find any trace of his opponent.
Suddenly, James Bond heard a strange sound behind him and turned around, just in time to avoid getting backstabbed. Spy held his knife in a fencing like position. "I'm going to gut you, like a Cornish game hen." Spy said before thrusting his knife at James. The 00 Agent grabbed onto Spy's wrist and pushed it aside, also disarming Spy of his knife.
James Bond punched Spy across the face. Spy staggered back, but took out the Ambassador and fired it at Bond, who ducked to avoids the bullet. Bond returned fire with his gun, but Spy dodged the bullet and fired at Bond's gun, destroying it. Bond tackled Spy before he could fire his gun again and downed him. Bond punched Spy across the face, and again, and again.
Spy suddenly grabbed Bond's fist and punched the agent himself. Bond fell over, giving Spy enough time to recover. Unfortunately for Spy, Bond wasn't going down easily. Bond pulled out the Beretta 418 and fired at Spy. The bullet hit Spy in his side. Spy staggered a bit before looking up, seeing Bond's weapon right at his face.
Spy smiled his death in the face as Bond pulled the trigger, shoot Spy's brained out. The masked spy fell to the floor, dead. Bond put his weapon away and walked to the two intelligence briefcases.
John: Damn. That was cool, as well as fast.
Peter: It certainly was, but Bond's superior intelligence and fighting style won out in the end.
John: Spy's greatest advantage was-
Bond heard the loud sound of decloaking behind him. He turned around to see his opponent still alive and well. 'How'd he survive?' Bond thought. Unbeknownst to Bond, Spy was holding onto a yellow, old fashioned watch while also pointing the Diamondback at James. James quickly thought up a plan in the little time he had and quickly grabbed Spy's wrist again, forcing him to to point the gun upwards right before firing.
Spy took out Your Eternal Reward from his pocket and swung at Bond. Knowing Bond would have to move back to avoid being slashed in the chest while also letting go of Spy's arm. Spy pointed his gun at Bond and fired. Bond avoided the bullet just in time and took out a...pen. He clicked it three times quickly while Spy was confused and threw it at the masked mercenary. Spy caught the pen and chuckled a bit, but it exploded in his hands.
Spy staggered back. He couldn't tell what was going on. He felt himself fall to the floor,though his ears were ringing and his vision was too light to make anything out. When the ringing and his vision came to, he he looked upwards, seeing Bond take something of his. Spy quickly rose up, but he couldn't see what Bond took from him as the 00 Agent put it away in his inner suit pocket. Spy backed jumped onto his feat and took his his Diamondback and pointed at Bond.
Bond responded by not dodging, but by pulling out an AK-47 and aiming it at Spy. Spy was shocked to see another agent pull out a not-so-silent weapon, but he shook it off and fired his gun. Bond dodged and fired the AK-47 at Spy, who rolled to avoid being hit, however one bullet scrapped his back. Spy clenched the injury and turned to Bond. Bond had enough of this and aimed at Soy once again. Spy rolled and fired at Bond quickly.
This time, the bullet struck Bond's leg. Bond shouted in pain as he dropped the weapon. Spy stood up, and walked over to Bond while also kicking away the AK. Bond regained his posture and threw a punch at Spy, whom dodge at the last moment. Bond's fist knocked out the cigarette Spy was smoking, and the masked mercenary took out the Spy-cicle and backstabbed 007. Suddenly, James' body froze, leaving Spy to smile with odd satisfaction. "You were an amateur and a fool." He said while taking out another cigarette from his Disguise Kit. He laughed for a moment, but was interrupted by a loud sound of decloaking behind him.
James Bond was standing behind the Spy with his Dead Ringer in hand. Spy groaned as he realized what had happened. Quickly, Spy turned around and pointed the Diamondback at Bond, but Bond fired first with a golden gun, piercing Spy's eye and killing him instantly. Spy's lifeless body fell to the floor, and Bond put the golden gun and the Dead Ringer away. "I'm no amateur." He said as he walked over to his objective.
John: Is...is it over?
Peter: I think so.............
John:...........
Peter:.............Yeah, it's over.
John: Good. Anyway, this was close, but Bond's superior intellect, experience, and sheer cleverness won out in the end.
Peter: Spy's backstabbed could've killed Bond in one hit as it can kill people who can tank rockets, but Bond wouldn't give Spy a chance to do so.
John: When hand-to-hand came into play, Spy had little to work with.
Peter: And while his other teammates have pulled off some crazy things, Spy's never been shown to do the same things as them, and because of the inconsistency in Team Fortress 2, we cannot compare Spy and his colleagues to feats that other mercs have done.
John: Bond can certainly take more punishment than Spy, and is used to dodging bullets. While Spy's gadgets might be more useful and better than Bond's there's nothing from stopping Bond from being accustomed to Spy's gadgets and taking advantage of them.
Peter: And Bond's own gadgets will help him be able to gain an edge over Spy and take whatever he may need from the mercenary and use it to his advantage. And Spy's Disguise Kit wouldn't help much because Bond would attempt to kill whichever mercenary Spy became.
John: Ok, but one thing bugs me.
Peter: And that is?
John: Why did Bond use the golden gun? It wasn't in the prelude.
Peter: Well, spies can bring some surprises to the table.
John: Good point. Welp, now Spy has a RARE case of Gold-in-eye.
Peter: I'm going to throw a dog at you.
John: I know...
Peter: The winner is James Bond.
James Bond:
+Stronger.
+More durable.
+More experienced.
+Better in hand-to-hand.
+(x5) Golden Gun.
=Speed.
-Not as useful gadgets.
-Could've died if backstabbed.
Spy:
+Better gadgets.
+Backstab could potentially kill Bond.
+Dead Ringer through Bond off guard.
+Cloaking.
=Speed.
-Weaker.
-Not as durable.
-Less experienced.
-Not as good in hand-to-hand.
When it opened it's eyes, it could only stare at her. A little girl, laying on the ground, with blood spread out from under her. It couldn't remember exactly what happened, how'd...how did she die..? It looked around to find itself surrounded by soliders pointing guns at it. It heard something else though, it turned to see a woman being held back by two soliders, tears flowing the same way the rain did, shouting, kicking, but her resistance was futile as the guards pulled her back.
Suddenly, in the sky came light, shinning down on the figure. It appeared to be unlike the humans surrounding it. With a purple tail going along with it, purple eyes, a circular shape connecting its back with its head. It looked like a humanoid monster. But, the people of the city came to know it as Mewtwo.
Mewtwo suddenly flashed back to what was happening. He found himself being surrounded like this earlier. Soliders were everywhere, and for what felt like no reason. Mewtwo now figured it was because of his powers. But, the citizens wanted to resist, even a............
Mewtwo stopped himself for a moment. He couldn't believe it, but he remembered now, before closing his eyes, a little girl jumped into the line of fire. Mewtwo fell to its knees. This little girl...she was brave, but dumb. Didn't she know Mewtwo could've dealt with this, no problem? Mewtwo wasn't given the chance to continue to morn over the little girl's sacrifice. The helicopter over him, shinning its light on Mewtwo, had one solider fire its gatling gun at Mewtwo.
Without effort, the Pokémon stopped the bullets and sent them back at the helicopter, taking out the pilots, making it go falling down to the ground and crashing. Mewtwo stood up and turned to the rest of the soliders, who were shocked, but still aimed their weapons at Mewtwo. Mewtwo used his powers and made their brains explode. More soliders came in and opened fire, but Mewtwo just did what it did before and sent the bullets back, killing the soliders.
More came in and aimed, but suddenly lowered them. They lined up, revealing a darkened figure walking towards the main center of attention that was Mewtwo. Mewtwo watched in dispassion as the figure started to reveal himself. It wasn't a human of any kind. One would consider him a freak or monster like Mewtwo, but it seemed he was on the soldier's side.
Mewtwo caught word of the person's name when one of the soldiers said,
"It's about time you showed up, Shadow the Hedgehog."
